Fuck Hipsters

I am too cool for you most likely. I'm not really into anything besides looking cool. I like denim, and sort of play in a band, but you'll never be at any of the shows. I leach off other's hard work, and hang out at trendy bars. I'm "artsy" but I've never created art worth shit. I like vodka and cranberry, and have strategically placed messy hair with calics. I wear a spiked belt. I have a trucker hat on right now. I do not wear a jacket in the winter. Your girlfriend/boyfriend is looking at me. I shop at vintage clothing stores, and the mall, 'cause I'm cool. I only wear women's jeans. I have only 2% body fat. I only have hair on my head.