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Bri Mac

Clams, Horse-Drawn Wagons, Totem Poles, and more fun than a panda!

About Me

I'm a brain, an athlete, a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Well, not so much of a princess. I'm a child of the 80's, a product of the 90's, and a consumer of the 21st century. I eat, shit, and sleep like everyone else. I bleed a little thinner than most, and I care about things a little less than you.

My Interests

Being an entropist, I am largely a fan of anarchy, chaos, and disorder. Nothing warms the cockles of my heart like the unexpected, the unbelievable, and the inexplicable phenomena of the world we live in. I am also very interested in Mother Nature and the wrath she doles out time and time again. Tsunami anyone (a.k.a. Nature's Money Shot)? How about a hurricane? Wheee!

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet a winning lottery ticket. I hope it has a nice ass, too.

Music:

I'm an old school metalhead.

Movies:

Make me laugh and/or leave me in awe and I'm happy with the movie.

Television:

Mixed martial arts (MMA) and any sports-related violence.

My Blog

Do We All Suck That Much?

There are some things in life that are taken for granted.No shit, huh?It's easy to say, easy to agree with, and easy to cite examples of.But to add my two cents to the unwritten forum:As I take in the...
Posted by Bri Mac on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 10:46:00 PST

Portuguese Cathouses, Jewish Delis, and a Sock Full of Diamonds

HealthAside from sleeplessness, to be detailed below, my health is remarkably well.  My ticker and lungs are good, my blood pressure is just about perfect (119/79), my cholesterol levels were goo...
Posted by Bri Mac on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 02:39:00 PST

I HAS A BLOG!

I HAS A BLOG! So... it appears that I have left MySpace.com neglected for some time.  Again.  Get used to it.  I'm a very inconsistent person. What is new in my life?  Let's see....
Posted by Bri Mac on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 06:39:00 PST

Am I in a Zombie Movie?

What the hell is going on today?  My dog, my roommates, and seemingly my whole neighborhood is still asleep.  I have yet to see one car drive by in the last four hours and upon going out to ...
Posted by Bri Mac on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 06:54:00 PST

Cornrows, Hippopotami, and Several Small Airplanes

R.I.P. BrutusWell, last weekend was really tough for Casa de Roundman.  Our beloved tardweiler, Brutus, had to be put to sleep.  The week before, Brutus was acting like his old self - spinni...
Posted by Bri Mac on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:29:00 PST

Maryland Crab Cakes, Avocado Daiquiri’s, and Cats Who Love Sex with Gerbils

Piss Off, SummerLook out, summer is almost over.  And do you know what that means, kiddies?  That's right... Autumn is almost here.  Autumn is by far my favorite season because it has t...
Posted by Bri Mac on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:44:00 PST

Bars of Soap, Orange Marmalade, and a Porcupine's Burden

Moving So, as some of you may or may not know, I am moving (again) at the end of this month.  Yes, by next Thursday.  Thankfully, I am staying in Wakefield, just closer to Melrose is all.&nb...
Posted by Bri Mac on Wed, 23 May 2007 05:28:00 PST

Marigolds, Flash Gordon, Giant Spleens, and a Taco Named Theodore

So, I am sicker than twenty lepers right now.  Awesome.  Now that the weather has gotten all sorts of sunny and shiny, my immune system gives me the big ol' "fuck you" and gives me the worst...
Posted by Bri Mac on Fri, 04 May 2007 05:32:00 PST

Sandlot Baseball, Tiramisu, and Flesh Wounds

Friend QuotasTonight was another reminder of why I have set "friend quotas" on most of my friends.  I am not sure if I have explained it before, but I will again anyway.  A Friend Quota is a...
Posted by Bri Mac on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:41:00 PST

A Resignation Letter, Random Bits, and Today's Quote

The Resignation Letter:Dear Mac,It comes with great regret and immense displeasure that I share this news with you. After long debates with myself and waffling back and forth, I have finally come to a...
Posted by Bri Mac on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:29:00 PST