Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. What have you done with your life???
Harry Potter and Chuck Norris are my Heroes. They're such ladies-men and total badasses. I aspire to be one tenth of the badass level they occupy.