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Chad

'I'm not that scandelous' is just girl-slang for 'I haven't consumed enough beer yet.'

About Me

Devil Chad: Mua-ha-ha-ha! Man, what the fuck are you waiting for? She went for the set up. Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! Girls like that kinda shit.

Devil Chad 2: Mua-ha-ha-ha! Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Let it rip boy...

You Are 88% New Jersey!

Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!

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My Interests

I design mansions, and then live in them. On the weekends I fly the space shuttle, and on Wednesdays I have tea with his Excellency Hifikepunye Pohamba of Namibia. Also I occasionally make stuff up.

I'd like to meet:

1. Your sister.
2. Your mom.

Music:

I'm mostly eclectic, but if you put Rap on I will shoot you out of a cannon into the sun.

Movies:

Don't even get me started.

Television:

My television has two channels. Static and CBS. I prefer static.

Books:

The one i'm writing. All other books bow to it. Look for it on the bestseller list in about a year. It's Chrighton meets Koontz meets Tolkien meets Dr. Suess.Legendary.

Heroes:

I'm my own hero.You're my hero too.

My Blog

Drinks are on me

I got me a job bitches. Suck it. Suck it dry. Now I don't have to kill myself. Or anyone else.  I might still kill someone else though. Might be fun.
Posted by Chad on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:49:00 PST

New Jersey Man Mauled by Nut-crazed Doe

HAMILTON, NJ - James Finning, 18, a resident of Titusville, New Jersey, was sent to the hospital after being attacked by a hunger-driven, depraved doe earlier this week. While out "tooling around" wi...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:51:00 PST

Rockies Tapped, No Beer Found. Only Rocks, Dirt

DENVER, CO - Earlier this week, University of Denver Freshman Nathan Parker, 18, and friends, returned home to their dorms with heavy hearts. Apparently the group had gone out to get "plastered" on t...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:48:00 PST

Political Pressure

This does not mean that I am caving to political pressure and using Myspace....Alright it kind of does...But I still don't like it....
Posted by Chad on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:05:00 PST