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Double hockey sticks.

I'll syrup your ass, cause we're all just sherriffs.

About Me

-- Whenever I go piss in a club, I always make sure to put the seat down even though I don't sit on it. This is so people who go in after me don't think I'm a transvestite...This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor

My Interests

Becoming the best Goddamn dancer ever. And becoming an actress, singer, model, business tycoon, and Mother Teresa all in one.

I'd like to meet:

Satan.

Music:

Basement Jaxx. Ani Difranco. Imogen Heap. Head Automatica. Blackalicious. Bjork. Glassjaw. Me'Shell Ndegeocello. Portisehead. Refused. Annie Lennox. Rufus W. Aphex Twin. RJD2. At the Drive Inn. Massive Attack. Mandalay. !!!. Jump Little Children. Death Cab for Cutie. Charlotte Martin. Kylie Minogue. Roisin Murphy. The Mercury Program. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. The Spooks. Mozart. Lisa Germano. Pretty Girls Make Graves. Elisa. Rachael Yamagata. Ryan Adams. Jurassic 5. Snoop Dogg. Britney Spears. Justin Timberlake. Maroon 5. Jason Mraz.

Movies:

Zoolander, The Exorcist, Rules of Attraction, Girl Interrupted

Television:

Sex and the City, Reno 911, Seinfeld, Will and Grace, Nip/Tuck

Books:

Man's Search for Meaning, Travelling Mercies, Jay's Journal

Heroes:

Mia Michaels, Ani Difranco, Audrey Hepburn