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The Crowz Nest

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About Me

Alcoholic is thrown around too much these days, I just happen to be an alcoholic who throws himself around. My only weakness is gravity and quite possibly a fascination with the word snorkel. And that's about the me i guess...

My Interests

Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink n drink n fight! Also bob the builder stuff and dressing like an egg. Oh and tv for being the greatest spectator sport... and a big shout out to all at Tom's for helping greatly in the first part of my interests. and i also like boobies...

I'd like to meet:

A monkey trained to kill emo lovers and their families. Infact i think i'll train one now. Aside from that the guy who stopped the pizza flavoured pringles, i'm a gonna kick his ass!
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Music:

is a wonderful thing that flows through your ears and into your brain and can take many forms of which my favourite must be heavy death metal and the smurfs. and a salute to Interstate!

Movies:

Give me horror, stoner, or give me some funky ass supernatural shit. Note. for me to go into detail i would need to be sober and the time of doing this and would require that i do not need to piss nor do i have the concentration!

Television:

has funky moving pictures on it. It would make more sense if these things asked a question than just giving a word. SNORKEL: can anyone make a question out of one word? ALBEQUERQUE: see! Yeah yeah i know i lost the plot a little but here goes... prison break, supernatural, drawn together, charmed, 8 simple rules (now both starring Kaley Couco, very good reason to watch them), Scrubs, viva la bam, infact when im not pissed im infront of the tv so there's too much damn stuff i watch! honrable mention goes to the simpsons of course.

Books:

help me get to sleep at night and can be both educational and enjoyable, they can also be used as weapons and ammunition for for spitballs... stephen king is still god and mick foley is a truley creepy individual.

Heroes:

is seoreh bakwards now ain i clever? Gambit rules and Deadpool yeah super heroes and way beer than he reular one. but isn't here a hero is us all somewhere???

My Blog

the list of countries i got arrested in

well its been a while but i found all my little pieces of paper with the crap on it so here goes:france - indecent exposurespain - drunk n disorderlyportugal - drunk n disorderlyitaly - disturbing the...
Posted by The Crowz Nest on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:13:00 PST

The Challenge List

Well i've decided to post a portion of the list of challenges that a few of my friends and i (known as BSNI) did just after new years. This has been an annual challenge and this year i was the only su...
Posted by The Crowz Nest on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:50:00 PST

65 JACK BAUER FACTS

..> ..>   1.Jack Bauer has a higher body count than Hitler.2.Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.3. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and h...
Posted by The Crowz Nest on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:40:00 PST

The Hate List

Alright this is gonna be a long list and will have everything i hate eventually:Ok here goes:Small kids, bananas, normal sized kids, emo, van gogh, the yellow pages, dance music, little britain, starg...
Posted by The Crowz Nest on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:07:00 PST

i need to pee

..> I have decided to inform you all that as of this very time i need to pee and so after deciding on the afformationed decision i've decided to go to the lavatory and urinate in a calm and well ...
Posted by The Crowz Nest on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:03:00 PST

The Commandments of Alcohol

The Commandments of Alcohol 1/ Thou shall not leave alcohol in a glass when leaving a bar.2/ Thou shalt not place thy drink any less than one digits length from any table edge.3/ Thou shall not mix an...
Posted by The Crowz Nest on Tue, 29 May 2007 02:11:00 PST

My Bad News

Today i woke up feeling rough and tired and checked my emails to find out that one of my favourite teachers from omagh academy back home died last week of a heart attack. Miss Gilmer was a young energ...
Posted by The Crowz Nest on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:25:00 PST

Alcohol is bad

Suprise suprise went to my home away from home away from home which would be Tom's to watch the rugby, as unlikely as it seems i drank more than i intended and thanks to the murphoid for the piggy bac...
Posted by The Crowz Nest on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 05:07:00 PST

Random

Decided in my half drunk mood that i would jot down a few yolkels while i was on. Let me see........ sorry liver jumped out of my side again. Damn it my hair's gone all frizzy and afro like i need to ...
Posted by The Crowz Nest on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:11:00 PST

My Soul going cheap!

Well having got bored with this one i'm now selling my soul. Only 2 previous owners it caused fog to feel guilt so it is in full working order. i've decided to test drive one of the other souls i have...
Posted by The Crowz Nest on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:01:00 PST