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Karl 3.0

I am here for Friends

About Me

"Self-Improvement is masturbation". Fuck cleaning up. I will seek destruction with a single-minded focus. Booze, girls, and poor decisions. Fathers... I have come for your daughters...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Me at 17. There's so much old Karl needs to warn young Karl about.

My Blog

The Breakdown

It's strange to witness yourself falling apart. I've been knee deep in a book titled "A Million Little Pieces" by James Frey. It's a story about chemical addiction. The real frighteneing destroying-yo...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 10:07:00 GMT

Michael Vick Made Me an Agnostic...

The enitre first draft of this tirade has been thrown out, because in the process of defending Michael Vick's alleged dog fighting ring, I realized that I'm not really an Atheist anymore. I'm a Weak A...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:56:00 GMT

The first rule is...

I think I just had my first Fight Club moment. On a seemingly innocent night out with the boys, I was punched in the face for returning a smile to the wrong girl. I rule. I just got own'd by the liter...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:17:00 GMT

Bad Decision

Bad decisions are only realized in retrospect. Sure I can tell my 22yr. old friend not to get married, because he has no idea what he truly wants in life. And yet... Playing softball on an already bad...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 00:16:00 GMT

Fuck Hopeless

I've been doing a lot of thinking about this beautiful American Dream I have. A decent job, able bodied (just ask the ladies), reasonably intelligent, parents are still together, and I've got the best...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 22:03:00 GMT

Close your eyes

I just read an article (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17314883/site/newsweek/?from=rs s) about the newest weight loss fad sweeping the nation. Shit, even Oprah is backing this. And while years of researc...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 22:15:00 GMT

Free Will

I can thank my roommate Dean for my recent bout of insomnia. Again I am consumed by a philosophical argument that will haunt me as long as it goes unresolved. And as the subject above states, it's abo...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 13:40:00 GMT

Drugs I'd Do

I've been staring at the ceiling for about 30 minutes now. I'm supposed to be working, but it's one of those babysitting jobs that require you to wait for something to break. Nice from a stress point ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:30:00 GMT

Now it's time to say goodbye...

The 12,000 square feet of loft I call home has a sad announcement to make. We are loosing one of our own this month. Come February, one of our flat mates (see how using the English term sounds fancy a...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 15:31:00 GMT

Why You Should Vote

I keep getting into arguments about why I don't vote. And it's no surprise that at it's most basic, it has to do with laziness. I'd have to register, then do research into the issues and candidates, t...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 15:21:00 GMT