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poulet

ave it gypsy turd!

About Me


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests

Hats, jitterplanking, falling off my jitterplank and hurting myself, snurfing, skurfing, drinking tea and failing to look arty, sleeping, spitting on the less fortunate, dressing up, pretending to be zombies, dinosaurs, robatatrons, eating

I'd like to meet:

someone rich enough to give me a skate/snow park then have sex with me

Music:

stuff...often with tweety boxes and windle piplettes bellowing, and it's got to have a good trout organ, roscette

Books:

Danziger's Britain, anything by P.G. Wodehouse, anything by Douglas Adams, la ciudad y los perros, 100 anos de soledad, lord of the rings, spot goes shopping, meg and mog, stiff, where the wild things are, all roald dahl stuff, cloud atlas

Heroes:

MACGYVER, danger mouse, penfold, dead people who live on, penguins, boosh hole heads