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Si-mon-e

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About Me

Well if your reading this than you probably know everything about me; But if you don't, let me fill you in...First off, my life sucks... Why you ask? Well because my parents are the biggest animal fanatics in the world. About 4 year ago they thought it would be a great idea to get 2 Chihuahuas, breed them, and sell the puppies to make some fast cash. Sounds easy, right? WRONG!!! After the puppies were born my mom didn’t want to part with them so we kept all 5 of them. Then they went out and bought more dogs and before long it got up to our current total of about 30 dogs! If you want one, tell me and I’ll get you a discount or give you one for free, maybe…And as you all know I moved here about 3-4 years ago. We bought a house with a lot of land. It was good when we first got here because I could ride my 4wheeler in the fields. But, a few months ago, they put up like 2 miles of fence and closed in all the fields. Then they went out and got a whole bunch of horses and stuff. So now we got like 6 big horses, 4 miny horses, 15 lamas/alpacas, 10 sheep, and 3-4 goats. So basically they turned our perfectly good house into a full-blown farm. And incase you didn’t know, animals like that require a lot of work! Plus, I have to cut like 15 acres of grass with a crappy riding mower.I think that’s all you need to know bout’ me at the moment. Peace out!


Tranzliate this Shiznit to Jive!

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This or That:
Food/Drink
McDonalds or Burger King? McDonalds (But i'd never work there)
Pepsi or Coke? Coke
Sierra Mist or Sprite? Sprite
Dominos or Pizza Hut? Pizza Hut, (We got kicked out of Dominos for putting magnets on the managers car)
Fridays or Ruby Tuesdays? Never been to eiter
Pancakes or waffles? Pancakes
Hamburgers or cheeseburgers? Cheeseburgers
Meat or veggies? Meat,
Vanilla or chocolate? Chocolate
Clothing
Abercrombie or Hollister? Neiter!
Boxers or briefs? Boxers
Collar: popped or regular? Regular
Jeans or skirt? Jeans... why would I wear a skirt
Sneakers or flip-flops? Sneakers
Music
*NYSNC or Backstreet Boys? Yeah, right
50 Cent or 2pac? Fiddy
Country or rap? Rap (I like the bass)
Rob Thomas or Maroon 5? Maroon 5
Goo Goo Dolls or Matchbox 20? Matchbox 20
Porcupine Tree or Opeth? ;) Who?
The Other Sex
Face or body? Face
Chest or heinie? Chest (All guys would say that)
Hair: short or long? Long
Brunette or blonde? Brunette
Candy or flowers? Candy
Hugs or kisses? I'll take whatever comes my way
Friends with benefits or date? Date
Technology
MySpace or Facebook? MySpace
AIM or MSN? MSN ([email protected])
TV or movie? TV
Cell phone or iPod? Cell Phone
Automatic or manual? Automatic
Colors
Black or white? White
Red or blue? Blue
Gold or silver? Gold
Yellow or orange? Orange
Pink or purple? Purple
Weather
Summer or Winter? Winter
Fall or Spring? Fall
Rain or thunderstorm? Thunderstorm
Snow or rain? Snow
Would you rather...
Shower or bathe? Shower
Play an instrument or sing? Instrument (guitar & a little bit of keyboard)
Play ping-pong or pool? Pool
Be hot or cold? Cold
Are you...
Quiet or loud? Quiet
Immature or immature? What's the difference?
Ugly or hott? In between
Smart or stupid? Smart
Gay or straight? Straight
Misc.
Dogs or cats? I have enough dogs!
Pen or pencil? Pencil (I make to many mistakes)
Hillary or Obama Ron Paul ALL THE WAY!!
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My Interests

I don't mean to be a pessimist or anything but...Lets not get trapped anywhere... OK 37%Ha! I'm Only 10% Geek 10% Take that Schroyer!
You Will Die at Age 76
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well. What Age Will You Die?Hey I got a good idea!!!(Read my blog entry about why we should!)
You Should Drive a Blue Car
You're the type of driver who isn't hung up on the what car you drive.
You don't need a flashy car to show off your wealth or style.
Instead, you go for value and reliability. You're quite practical.
You're a great driver, but you don't show off. Part of your skill is not standing out on the road. What Color Car Should You Drive?
You Are a Banana
You are mellow, easy going, and a total softie on the inside.
People find it really easy to get along with you. You suit most tastes.

And while you're very sweet, you're not boring or ordinary.
You have an attraction to the exotic, and you could show up anywhere... doing almost anything!

You are spirited, energetic, and a total kick to be around.
You're also quite funny. Your sense of humor is on the goofy side, and it fits you well. What Type of Fruit Are You?
You Are Apple Pie
You're the perfect combo of comforting and traditional.
You prefer things the way you've always known them.
You'll admit that you're old fashioned, and you don't see anything wrong with that.
Your tastes and preferences are classic. And classic never goes out of style.

Those who like you crave security.
People can rely on you to be true to yourself - and true to them.
You're loyal, trustworthy, and comfortable in your own skin.
And because of these qualities, you've definitely earned a lot of respect. What Kind of Pie Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Why I don't go out muddin with Shatzer...Everyone always tells me to do this...The Burger King

Music:

I like a little of everything but my favorite has to be classic rock bands The Scorpians, Journey, Blue Oyster Cult, AC/DC... you get the idea. I also like some punk bands like Green Day & Simple Plan. But when I’m in the car, I like to jam like a gansta; ghetto style beotch, I roll wit heavy bass. Pump it up!

Movies:

Youtube.com YEAH check me out www.youtube.com/msjsmark17

Television:

I like House, Prison Break, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters. Humm, I like the forensic shows like CSI, Law & Order, NCIS, ect…I also like MTV shows like Pimp my ride, Viva-La-Bam, Jackass, Wildboys. They make me laugh. ha haIn my opinion The Whitest Kids U'Know is the funnest show I've ever seen.

Books:

I read things everyday... Why would I read books? But seriously, books take too long to read.

Heroes:

I dont really have any heroes but...I DO have so really good dates!
Myspace Stuff
Myspace Stuff

My Blog

My Realistic Plan for World Peace... NUKE THE MOON!

Here is a great article on how a plan for World Peace.a.k.aNuke the Moon (and alot of other shit too!) "Gotta nuke something."..:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O />-20th century philosopher Nelson Muntz World pea...
Posted by Si-mon-e on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 06:19:00 PST

Things I HATE about 2008!

Check out this great article I found... It's about all the shit I already hate about the new year.   Shit- one month into the new year and my ass is already chapped by a few things. Here is...
Posted by Si-mon-e on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:51:00 PST

http://www.chartucky.com

http://www.chartucky.com go there!
Posted by Si-mon-e on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 06:43:00 PST

Just made a You-Tube account check me out!!!

Hey biznotches, I just made a you tube account. check me out I got Brandon on their trying to ride a kids ride at Wal-Mart... see what happens! http://www.youtube.com/msjsmark17...
Posted by Si-mon-e on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:49:00 PST

Just got high-speed

Yeah biznotches, I just got high speed so im gonna be updating this page frequently like normal people. Cause before i had dial-up and it took four years to do anything.
Posted by Si-mon-e on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:47:00 PST