fish petting
elephant doctoring
kitty rescuing
squashbuckling
crackalacking
converting Asians into corn
PenguinCats with neckties
AssJamborees
also, i am an expert at polishing shitballs into beautiful shit covered butterflies
I'd like to meet Sir Mix-A-Lot.
And Mr. Belvedere, Alf, Fonzie, Batman, George Jefferson, Joan Collins, Sharon Osbourne, Wink Martindale and Dolly from the Family Circus.
And Marmaduke.
And the person who first put bacon on a cheeseburger.
And Willie Tyler and Lester.
Cries Due To Lies
Washington Steamboat
Hall (not that motherfucker Oates), JFKFC,
The Torleners, Garvis,
That bear band at Disneyland
Conway Twitty, Guided by Voices, Dr. Octagon, Rahzel,Pretty Leaves,
Mindforce One,
Turd Virgin,
Tenative Donkey,
Careless Whiskers,
Chicken Knickers,
El Titty Zombie,
H2MoMo,
Stray F,
PattyBakky
The World's Biggest Gang Bang 2, Bi Bi Birdie, Urban Cowboy, Mary Kate and Ashley vs. Godzilla, C.H.U.D., Gigli, Yentl, Superman IV, Tobor the Great
Rats Live In My Butthole by Danielle Steel,
The Peaceable Kingdom by Stan Richards,
Superfudge, Bootyclapping: The Memoirs of Esther Rolle,
Songbook by Nick Hornby
That fucking Asian kid from the film Oh God! Book II.
I think his name was Shinto or Shingo.
And Linus.
And the Archbishop Don Magic Juan.