Kicked in the Pee-hole |
Tits, love 'em and leave 'em alotKeep trained on the massive gills, breathing in the metal oxides, andBrushing aside all tussock, into straight lanes running through hillsidesIn the tundra, a tidal vi...
Posted by Vancoover Mellencamp on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 08:11:00 PST |
Back bacon and Kokanee |
Well, here I am in Canadia. In Vancouver to be precise. Referred to as The Place of The Talking Zombie in the legends of the natives of the Pacific Northwest, it was founded in 1230 A.D. b...
Posted by Vancoover Mellencamp on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:22:00 PST |
Do you ever get the feeling that Tucker Farnsworth is about to make a big mistake? |
Yeah, I get that feeling. The common man pokes things with sticks and prays to get some understanding of himself in the process. He champions mediocrity and hopes one day to work the clit ...
Posted by Vancoover Mellencamp on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:40:00 PST |
Taint Misbehavin' |
I wrote an email to Elise Nordling at www.somafm.com and she didn't write me back. I GUESS SHE'S JUST TOO FUCKING BUSY!! If I were more emo, I'd probably do something like cut myself with ...
Posted by Vancoover Mellencamp on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:35:00 PST |
I have been called irascible. |
That's it. I just wanted to say it.
Posted by Vancoover Mellencamp on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:08:00 PST |
Maybe the lawyers should start making the music. |
Well, the cockbiters have shut down olga.net for copyright infringement. As anybody who has used it knows, most of the tabs on there are fucked up anyway, but they can get you started in the rig...
Posted by Vancoover Mellencamp on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:27:00 PST |
I want to do an independent phlegm. |
Didya see that self-indulgent tripe that came down the chute, The Brown Bunny? Hey, I got an idea! I'll film myself driving around in my van looking sad for hours, then I'll get Chloe Sevigny to blo...
Posted by Vancoover Mellencamp on Wed, 03 May 2006 07:09:00 PST |
HST |
In memoriam, Hunter Thompson passes the torch to the next generation of freaks. 1937-2005.
Posted by Vancoover Mellencamp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
