This is both stupid and true. |
Jeff Foxworthy on "Upstate New Yorkers"If the speed limit on the highway is 55 -- your going 80 -- and everybody ispassing you, you may live in upstate New York.If you have switched from heat to AC an...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:10:00 GMT |
Sing it if you understand... |
I've tripped again and things are starting to get interestingDon't give me choices cause I can't decideMy mind is soaked in wordsI've come to terms with all my insecuritiesAnd purity's no friend of mi...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 16:15:00 GMT |
This is Lauren's fault, I'm sorry. |
1.When you look at yourself in the mirror,what's the first thing you look at?my eyes.2.How much cash do you have on you?$122.093.What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?best
4.Favorite plant?anything th...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jul 2005 16:51:00 GMT |
green like July... |
Dear mandie,
You are a coward, but you're working on it, so it's ok. You are not a very good friend, but you acknowledge it, that doesn't make it ok, but at least you know about it. You u...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jul 2005 16:45:00 GMT |
Even the stars refuse to shine... |
The dawn is breaking
A light shining through
You're barely waking
And I'm tangled up in you
Yeah
But I'm open, you're closed
Where I follow, you'll go
I worry I won't see your face
Light up ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Mar 2005 12:16:00 GMT |
No matter where you go... |
My coffee is getting cold, and so am I, sitting in this hollow car. You're behind the wheel, yeah I'm always playing second, but it's no one's fault but mine. Our one night was great, but not what I w...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Mar 2005 19:19:00 GMT |
come and rest your bones with me... |
Just think of this and me as just a few of the many things,
To lie around,
To clutter up your shelves.
And I wish you weren't worth the wait,
'Cause there's some things I'd like to say to yo...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Feb 2005 17:06:00 GMT |
don't wanna be an American idiot... |
Dear everyone I know,
If you don't stop cutting your hair, pretty soon I'll have to cut my hair, and you all know that I just want it to be long again. Please think of me when you are making ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Feb 2005 16:49:00 GMT |
good eye sniper... |
Sometimes, I just wanna smack a bitch. I've restrained myself, but that doesn't mean that I don't want to do it.
I want to upload pictures, but I always forget to bring my cord home with me, so I ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jan 2005 10:18:00 GMT |
let me see you 1, 2, step. |
[TI] (Kelly)
(I want a soldier)
Well you got it, I'm the hottest around
They'll know it when they see rollin Impalas around
(I got a soldier)
With the top down, feelin the sounds
Quakin an...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Dec 2004 17:19:00 GMT |
