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"I want to live my next life backwards: Start out dead and get that out of the way. Then wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy retirement and collect a pension. Then when I start work, get a gold watch on the first day. Work 40 years until I'm too young to work. Get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and be generally promiscuous. Then go to primary school, become a kid, play, and have no responsibilities. Then become a baby, and then... spend my last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...Finish off as an orgasm"-- George Carlin -----------------------------------------------------------T hought this was just needed for some fellas....LOL!!!RULE #1 -"You HUSTLIN' backwards if you are CHASIN' a woman/broad/shawty...whatever you wanna call her. STUPID, chase the money.... They come with the $HIT."Meaning - Get yourself straight before you try and bring someone into your life. ;)
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