Chris

I use long words. I'm a beer snob of sorts, I won't drink domestic beer except for Sam or PBR (yes. I said PBR). I drink wine too. I sound like such a snotty bastard, don't I? I am. Disrespected is not a word, and if it is, I'm quitting the english language for something better. Like Latin. I don't speak Latin, but I'd like to someday. I actually am NOT a snobby person and I despise people who use their intellect to bully others. That's no better than a physically powerful person beating people up or amazingly attractive people using their looks to make others feel inferior. Pisses me off and makes me want to commit all kinds of violent acts. So, I'm a nice guy at heart, but I don't act like it since I'm pretty thick skinned. I play tennis badly. I play golf even worse. I used to fence twice a week, but I haven't in forever because I outgrew my equipment and I'm too lazy to buy new stuff. I can be a lousy friend sometimes because I suck at calling people back unless I have something important to talk about. Otherwise I'm a very good friend (I think). I used to party like a Nazi. We're talking Roman style, here. I took pride in being able to orchestrate parties where people got naked and did odd things. Now I realize that's sophomoric and silly, but I can still laugh about it. But only because I didn't get AIDS or Herpes. (as a side note, I do miss it sometimes. No, not VD, the partying, you retard..) I've ruined a couple of peoples' lives temporarily, and I felt bad for a while. But I don't really anymore since it's been a while and I apologized profusely and honestly and it wasn't intentional. They all forgave me too because they knew it wasn't something I set out to do, it was just shit that happened, so, you know, whatever. That's life, it gets fucked up sometimes. I get really nostalgic sometimes and wish I could see people I used to be close with. Even though I know if I did it wouldn't be the same, so I don't really complain about it much. I don't dance. I tend to avoid places where there IS dancing. Usually dance music makes me want to vomit. Just like MTV makes me want to vomit. I can feel my IQ seeping out of my ears when that station is on. It's a black hole of culture. I would have said Quantum Singularity of culture, but most of you have no idea what that means. Stupidity annoys me, unless I'm in the mood for it, then it's ok, but only if it's not obnoxiously stupid. Unless I'm in the mood for THAT. I'm actually not that moody. I almost never type in stream of consciousness, but I'm doing it now because I feel like it. So there. I used to love Star Wars until Lucas fucked it all up. I still like Star Trek. Well, Shatner and Stewart at least. Did you know Patrick Stewart and Brian Blessed are lifelong friends? Me either. Thank Christ for IMDB.com! And B5, too. I love B5, RIP Andreas Katsulas. So yeah, I'm a nerd. I also used to watch anime (I don't much anymore) and I still play video games a lot, but not HALO because I don't really care for first person shooters. I'm a big Final Fantasy fan. I played City of Heroes for two years but now I'm bored and playing WoW, which is ok for now, but I'll get bored soon with it, I can tell. (Update: Yes, it got boring. Way too many 12 year olds and 30 year olds who think like 12 year olds. I have a Wii and Rock Band for the 360 now, so all is good with Chris) I like guns. I'm a pretty good shot. I always wanted to be a soldier since I was a little kid. I used to dress in camo stuff and play with plastic guns all the time. Then I went into ROTC in college and dressed in camo and played with REAL guns. That was fun. Until they found out I had exercise induced asthma. Which is why I'm not in Iraq shooting people right now. Too bad, too. I would have been a pretty damn fine soldier, or so I was told. Now I work in commercial insurance. Not as much firepower in that line of work, but it pays the bills. I miss my old apartment. So I think I'll move back there after I save up some more money. I haven't had sex in a while. My choice. No, really. I've been having sex for 12 years now, so there's not much I haven't done in that arena that I'd care to try. Maybe a couple of things or people, but we won't get into that here. Or there. Or anywhere, most likely. Not into drugs or anything. I drank, but not to the point that I lost a job or even got sick the next morning. I don't drink as much now, but I still enjoy it. I wonder if I'm an alcoholic. Probably. I've been to London for a couple months. Best time of my life. Best beer of my life, too. Good people there. Much less tightassed than most Americans. Good times. I'll go back someday, but next time I'm not flying an ex out there to keep me company or in some attempt to rekindle a relationship that didn't work. Don't ask. Stupid Chris.. VERY stupid. I used to think I was hot shit because I have a high IQ and was in Gifted classes in school. After trying to learn Ancient Greek, I realize I'm a fucking moron. God loves smiting the haughty and arrogant. I love movies. I love (LOVE!) classical music and movie scores. U2 is the greatest band on earth. I saw them in concert and will do so again for every tour they go on as long as they keep touring. I can be really spontaneous. I like meeting new people as long as they aren't boring fucktards. I like making people laugh. I'm pretty good at it, as long as you're not an idiot and can appreciate good humor. I love British comedy. Monty Python, Black Adder, Black Books, Fawlty Towers, Coupling, it's all good.if you want to know anything more about me.. ask. aim/yahoo: akira0238but you won't. admit it. move on with your life. Go on. Go. Shoo. fly you fool.