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Brandon.

I AM ERROR!

About Me


my name is Brandon
I have a phd in KICKING YOUR ASS
Music is very important to me.
I am very awkward socially.
I have horrible self esteem, but at the same time am very egotistical.
I am actually really outgoing and fun, but I am very hard to approach.
I am hard to read, and often do not communicate my feelings.
I dislike large groups.
I hide most emotions and appear happy most of the time. I am happy, but I'm also bottling things up.
I am a fake jerk. If I ever insult you it is probably a joke, and you will probably be able to tell that I am kidding.
I am also pretty sarcastic.
It sounds like I am a jerk, but im actually pretty dang nice.
I am easily amused by small things and laugh easily.
If I can do one thing, and make a person's day better, even for a bit, I will go out of my way to do it.
I can do some crazy inhales (breeeee)
I hate talking on the phone
I am a huge dork/gamer.
I like anime.
I have fun doing dorky things
I go to school at Full Sail in Florida for computer animation.
Bad spelling/grammar irritates me. Especially replacing words with numbers.
I have a very random sense of humor.
I am very morbid. I like death. I like sharp things. Biting. Scratching. Branding. Give me the pain.
I try to be nice to everyone, but there are a lot of people that just don't deserve it.
Once someone has lost my trust and respect it is hard for them to get it back.
I like go to shows and hardcore dance.
If you have a problem with the way i dress and act, then don't talk to me, keep your opinion to yourself.
I'm pretty athletic. I like to stay in shape.
I am a black belt in karate.
If I disagree with your opinion I wont force you to change it or force mine on you, so don’t force yours on me.
I don’t like to put ketchup on things because I think it hides the taste of the good food.
I like really random things and like to be random myself.
If you want to talk my AIM screen name is: WTFNOHEALSDICK.

My Interests

Music. Fighting. Weapons. Video Games. Artistic stuff such as drawing and sculpting. Local bands. Shows. Anything funny.

I'd like to meet:

A girl that I can be best friends with.

Music:

Here are bands I like most:

-Against Me!
-Alexisonfire
-All Shall Perish
-All That Remains
-As I Lay Dying
-At the Drive-In
-Beck
-Billy Talent
-The Black Dahlia Murder
-Bless The Fall
-Boys Night Out
-Brand New
-Bright Eyes
-Chiodos
-Cursive
-The Damascus Intervention
-Dashboard Confessional
-The Decemberists
-Deftones
-Dr. Acula
-Dragonforce
-Electric Six
-Every Time I Die
-Fear Before the March of Flames
-From Autumn to Ashes
-From First to Last
-Haste the Day
-Heavy Heavy Low Low
-I Killed the Prom Queen
-Incubus
-It Dies Today
-Job for a Cowboy
-Killswitch Engage
-Mewithoutyou
-The Moldy Peaches
-Norma Jean
-The Number Twelve Looks Like You
-Queen
-Scary Kids Scaring Kids
-Senses Fail
-The Shins
-Through the Eyes of the Dead
-Underoath
-The Unicorns
-War From a Harlot's Mouth
-Zombie Gutz

Movies:

300

Books:

Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind

Heroes:

"Faith does not protect you. Medicine and airbags...those are things that protect you. God does not protect you. Intelligence protects you. Enlightenment. Put your faith in something with tangible results. How long has it been since someone walked on water? Modern miracles belong to science...computers, vaccines, space stations...even the divine miracle of creation. Matter from nothing...in a lab. Who needs god? No! Science is God." - Dan Brown, Angels & Demons

and also Harrison, because he is better than me at everything

My Blog

Me in a nutshell

Yeah, its a lot to read I know... you don't have to read all of it, but it will help you understand me. I've never taken a MBTI test before, and it really connects with me. 98% of this is accurate a...
Posted by Brandon. on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 05:45:00 PST

what the hell?

someone stole my back left hubcap or "rim" or w/e. they arent the cheap ones that come on the car, but they aren't really that nice, they were just on the car when i bought it from ashley....they stol...
Posted by Brandon. on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 02:05:00 PST

accurate quiz

The Keys to Your Heart  You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.You'd l...
Posted by Brandon. on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:11:00 PST

fun with robots

This is just me talking to the Smarterchild bot, and confusing it.  I'll probably make updates, so read it for a good laugh.   Ninjatron Omega: heySmarterChild: Nice to see you again, Rick J...
Posted by Brandon. on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:55:00 PST

fuck your scene

basically, guys in hardcore dance pits are assholes, and these dr. acula lyrics express my feelings   FUCK YOU!!HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO BREAK IT DOWN?FUCK ALL OF YOUR TOUGH GUY BULL SHITALL ...
Posted by Brandon. on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 02:25:00 PST

What is my stance on....

What is your stand on.....Abortion?:I'm against abortion, but for killing babies. I hate all the arguments about this. I'm neither pro-life nor pro-choice, I'm pro-you shutting the hell up. Death Pena...
Posted by Brandon. on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:35:00 PST

COCK ROOCKEEEET!

I often find myself glancing over into a mirror, and being shocked at how attractive I am. Actually, this happens three, maybe four times a day. I know what you're thinking. "After a while, wouldn't y...
Posted by Brandon. on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:28:00 PST

Diary of a Cow

(from The Alphabet of Manliness., Maddox.  I hope this offends you.)   The following is a diary of a cow on a cattle ranch, proving why, and how much, cows want to be eaten.  The diary ...
Posted by Brandon. on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 06:42:00 PST

ignorance

I hate stupid people. I'm sorry you aren't smart. Pay attention in class dipshit.Fuck you.    I also hate rednecks.  Its mainly their intolerance.I hate how I can't wear...
Posted by Brandon. on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 08:13:00 PST

random story time

Harrison Carriker - A frog entered the barbershop. And then he went AZOOOOOGAWA BALLZ and caught on fire. Brandon Johnston - In other words, they were all about to get owned, bad. Like, you have no i...
Posted by Brandon. on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:40:00 PST