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Sammy Bones

im the blood type that goes straight for the guns

About Me

just one man trying to bring back the triple threat of the 1970's; permed hair. turtleneck. mustache.

My Interests

bartending. road trips. tattoos. suits. gin. oat sodas. dick and fart jokes. firearms. handshakes. wit. dairy-free offerings.

I'd like to meet:

girls with hairlips and low self esteem, the boston redsox, steven wright, paul barman, redman, richard pryor, cody lane, eva angelina, ashlynn moore, audrey bitoni, bree olson, allie sin

Music:

dropkick murphys. aesop rock. esoteric. mr lif. paul barman. rancid. dmx. wu tang. cnn. they might be giants. boxelder. g love. red & meth. atmosphere. ghostface & raekwon.

Movies:

resverior dogs, belly, sideways, kids, the big lebowski, good will hunting, coffee and cigarettes, clerks, blow, camp nowhere, adventures in babysitting, oldboy, things to do in denver when you're dead, nine queens, the matador, goodfellas, the departed, raging bull, snatch, pulp fiction

Television:

red sox games, fuel, family guy, sportscenter

Books:

fear and loathing, kitchen confidential, behind bars, cosmopolitan, i hope they serve beer in hell

Heroes:

pee guy, jeff spicoli, the 86'-87' boston celtics, bumpa

My Blog

hangover cure

i think i figured it out Xfiles reruns and popsicles the only true cure for a nasty hangoverwake up at 8 amwipe honey mustard stain from chinturn on sci figrab popsiclesi think its time for a nap...
Posted by Sammy Bones on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:14:00 PST

i had to blog this, original title "with friends like these"

"in the last 24 hours i've won a poker tourney, watched rod smith make the winning TD, had unprotected sex and done illegal drugs...Smith* out."Bill Smith* 9:04 am tuesday morningjust some words to li...
Posted by Sammy Bones on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:27:00 PST

thursday night haiku, not in haiku format

sitting at home drinking alone one might wonder what else there is to do, i am not one of these people, i know exactly what else there is to do, get piss drunk make out with your ex and then piss them...
Posted by Sammy Bones on Fri, 19 May 2006 09:54:00 PST

a few rules for everyone

here are a few simple rules for all of you bar atendees, dickheads, barflys, sluts, G's, highrollers, couples, and anyone who has ever been in a bar from the dirty local watering holes to the fresh sq...
Posted by Sammy Bones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no 40's?

ive been living in Fl for over a year now and need to voice my opinion on something. NO 40's, what is this! being from boston you learn 5 things, yankees suck, cook bacon when your home alone(thanks d...
Posted by Sammy Bones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

good to be home.

jersey sucked philly owned visit again soon great wedding 86 jack daniels
Posted by Sammy Bones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST