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About Me

Insanely sane, uniquely simple, kinda whacky amazon warrior princess mommy... I am a work in progress but I try to be as accepting and caring as the big J.C.!!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

An extremely wealthy and hopefully not very intelligent man who will give me all the money and lipo I need to complete my transformation into the perfect barbie I so desire to be...or just a bunch of fun and goofy people who will like and accept me for the woman I am. :-P


My Blog

In Mourning....

 Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr.. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago los...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 09:16:00 GMT

Heavan's Door

Heaven's DoorI was shocked, confused, bewilderedas I entered Heaven's door,Not by the beauty of it all,Nor the lights or its decor.But it was the folks in Heavenwho made me sputter and gasp--the thiev...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 18:37:00 GMT

blog things

You Are 22% Selfishhttp://images.blogthings.com/howselfishareyouquiz/sel fish-2.jpg" height="100" width="100">In general, you are a very giving person who treats others very well.But at times, you insi...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 16:17:00 GMT

My True Love

Your True Love Is a Taurus http://images.blogthings.com/whatsignisyourtruelovequiz/taur us.jpg" height="100" width="100">Why you'll love a Taurus:Romantic and sentimental, a Taurus can provide you...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 16:13:00 GMT

Happiness

The Secret One day, one friend asked another, "How is it that you are always so happy? You have so much energy, and you never seem to get down." With her eyes smiling, she said, "I know the...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:27:00 GMT

Myspace

1. If you are 12 years old and your age says 18, but your pictures say it all... youre a MySpace Dumbass. 2. If you got 5,000 people on your friends list and you only talk to 4 people.... youre a MySp...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:30:00 GMT

Keep America WORKING!!

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE INJAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, heshaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG) He put on a dre...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 06:43:00 GMT

Real love and friendship

this was sent by someone that cares about me, thank you!!   Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am w...
Posted by on Sun, 07 May 2006 11:21:00 GMT

Find your JOY

Someone will always be smarter. Their house will be bigger. They will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their partners will fix more things around the house. So let it g...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 08:15:00 GMT

Think about it people....

9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the to...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 20:14:00 GMT