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DARKSTAR

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About Me

im real shy and quite bashfull (if you know me you'll say thats bollox)but its true i cant say "titmus" without sniggering like a 12yr old school girl in a sex edd lesson

24th May: Bassment Surrey Sessions - Remix Bar in WokingAnnouncing our three month run of the Surrey Sessions nights at Remix Bar in Woking on the 3rd Saturday of the month... DJs: Bassment DJs Obscure DV8 Blal Lively Hosted by: Hotrox, Chalkie, Sense & Vaga D.Entry on each night:£2 B4 10pm, £3 AFTER. £2 for bottles of Stella, Becks and WKD. Over 18's, make an effort - no hoodies, caps or tracksuits please. R.O.A.R.Remix Bar (click here for map)
14 The Broadway Woking Surrey GU21 5APWWW.BASSMENTDNB.COM
REMIX BAR

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

tc, dj craze (no contest, his shit is BAD!) dillinja, fresh, zinc, q project, ic3, skibba, eksman, bill Bailey would be interesting, Also david firth (creator of salad fingers, it'ld be like a trip gone wrong in his head!!) & DEVVO!!!! OH, AND OSCAR THE GROUCH OF SESAME STREET!!!!!! Just incase your not familliar with Oscar, Oscar has a green body, has no nose, and lives in a garbage can. His favorite thing in life is trash; evidence for this is the song "I Love Trash". He's known as "The Grouch" because of his typically grouchy moods, which tend to be on the whiney side, although he can also be very clever, as well as being of the grouch species. Some say he is very smart.where bert is evil, he is/was close friends and millitary advisor of both saddam hussein and osama bin laden!!!

My Blog

Glaswegian siesta

Glaswegian siesta n. A night in a police cell.
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:21:00 GMT

firkytoodling

firkytoodling n. Archaic Foreplay. Maidens often wrote to medieval problem pages to complain that their knights didn't spend enough time on firkytoodling.
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:19:00 GMT

scrumping

scrumping v. 1. US Having sex. 2. UK Stealing apples.
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:58:00 GMT

END OF A ERA, R.I.P COCO'S

20th oct 2006 the last ever cocoshebeen took place, AND WHAT A FUCKIN NIGHT!!!!! VIRUS LIVE WERE DOPE!! RONI SIZE.....OH MY DAYZ! ANDY C....NUFF SAID! DARK DEAN RIPPED IT UP SO DID DEEP!!BIG UP THE MA...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 13:43:00 GMT

prison break

today my wonderful sexy girlfriend masterminded a prison(well....hospital) breakout for me, the hospital staff dont know that ive been liberated !!!!!!!!hehehehe!!!!! (thankyou baby!) c...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:16:00 GMT

ive been locked up like a ginger chimp!!!!!!

 been in hospital for 5 days now, tis drivin me chicken soup at the mo!!!!!! (discoverd the power of morphine! twas f-u-cked!!)  
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:11:00 GMT

R.I.P george doors!!!!!!

found out some well harsh shit earlyer, my friend CPL john"george doors" Cosby died in iraq and CPL andy "AK" Keely got shot  over the weekend , andy have a speedy recovery and THERES ONLY 1 GEOR...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 19:05:00 GMT

THE BEST CHOCOLATE BAR IN THE WORLD!!!!

had a kitkat with fruity stuff inside it!!!! it was immence, cheeres for showin me the light tommi b!!! (off me tits at the mo, just thought i'd inlighten you!!) peace out!!!!-NIJJ
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 19:08:00 GMT