The Winter of Despair Continues: Now I’m fucking sick. |
Throat getting slightly more swollen? Check.Eyes going from normal to watery and itchy? Check.Forehead suddenly burning up? Check.Brain feeling like an over-saturated sponge? Check.Occasional light co... Posted by Mathieu on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:13:00 PST |
The Winter of Despair Continues: Ive got a fucking concussion. |
The injury report: I'm out for 4-6 weeks after cracking the back of my head against the ice not once, but twice in the last week and a half. First time was on the 7th: After getting checked by someone... Posted by Mathieu on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:47:00 PST |
Will This Be the Thanksgiving I Finally Eat That Tofurkey In My Freezer? |
Come close, dear reader. There is something I want to tell you.I have a Tofurkey in my freezer.Yes, it is true. I would not lie to you about such a matter. Were you to open my freezer right now, you w... Posted by Mathieu on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:21:00 PST |
Ian MacKaye Is Totally Fucking With My D.C. Rock Cred |
Well, I guess I can scratch "Played the Last Show at the Wilson Center" off of the short list of musical accomplishments I oh-so-casually mention when wooing the womenfolk at the Black Cat's Red Room ... Posted by Mathieu on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:20:00 PST |
Stop Staring at My Walkman, Man. |
Original post from the Washington City Paper's blog Posted by Mathieu on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:19:00 PST |
Caps Defenseman Milan Jurcina Really Wants Me to Renew My Tickets |
Original post from the Washington City Paper's blog... Posted by Mathieu on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:18:00 PST |
As if there weren't enough reasons to despise major labels... |
[This entry taken from the October 18, 2002 edition of Cotton Candy (more of which can be found here.) I only print it now, over a year after its initial publication, because I have spent the bette... Posted by Mathieu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A good-bye letter to my 1989 Ford Taurus SHO. |
Dearest Taurus SHO,
I want you to know that I love you. I'm sorry that, like most things in this imperfect world, our relationship has to end. You mean so much to me, on so many different level... Posted by Mathieu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I had a dream in which the hot birds of DC were soy-flesh eating ghost-zombies. |
[Last night's dream(s) came in two parts, and was very The Shining and Night of the Living Dead-inspired...]
Part I (Not quite so interesting, but necessary, setup): Okay, so my family (father, mot... Posted by Mathieu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |