Shaalis the Sacred Androgyne has indulged in every carnal passion imaginable. With an army of sex slaves, S/He conducts elaborate erotic experiments, seeking enlightenment through ecstasy....
{Michael Manning, http://www.thespidergarden.net)
My fave fantasy: I meet a hot new tranny at a local glam/goth club. Just when I make my move, her wife, a jealous, possessive bitch, butts in, challenging me to a catfight for her hubby. Only when I get to their house do I discover that she's a competitive bodybuilder! A brutal, no holds barred battle ensues, in full latex fetish gear. The fight goes back and forth for long, agonizing minutes, neither female nor shemale submitting; then she settles the issue with a vicious, ball-busting crotch-kick. After merciful unconsciousness, I awaken and discover that I am now chained in their basement, a latex house-slave and fetish sextoy to amuse them and their friends in a sick suburban sex-fight club. [If that gets you off, I've got 50pp. written up for your pleasure]
My Bishop
Bondage Position
Fist this leg, then I'll get the other. You can try to struggle, but there will be no getting free. You are completely at my mercy - available for whatever I please.
How would you be tied up?
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You scored as Skorzeny. You are Otto Skorzeny, master of commando raids and fearsome SS warrior. Rock on.
Skorzeny
100%
Goebbels
84%
Speer
80%
Himmler
80%
Hitler
68%
Hess
68%
Bormann
52%
Mengele
48%
Which nazi do you resemble?
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You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.
Hannibal Lecter
75%
Jigsaw
75%
Leatherface
70%
Freddy Krueger
70%
Michael Myers
65%
Jason Voorhees
65%
Pinhead
60%
Candyman
55%
Captain Spaulding
35%
Buffalo Bill
25%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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1. How old are you? over 30
2. What is your sexual orientation? Bisexual
3. Have you ever given somone oral sex? Sure I have
4. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes, of course
5. How many sexual partners have you had? More than 15
6. What is your pubic hair style? Shaved bald, nice and clean
7. What is your choice of underwear style? Thong
8. Have you ever had anal sex? Yes I have
9. What is your favorite position? Anything that gets me off
10. How often do you masturbate? Once a day
11. Have you ever kissed a girl? Yes, for sure
12. Have you ever had sex with a girl? Yes, I sure have
13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos? Never done either
14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? Yes, a foursome
15. Have you watched porn? Yes, and I own some of my own
16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area? Yes, a nude beach
17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex? Both watched others and been watched
18. Spit or swallow? Facial
19. Have you ever had an orgasm? Of course, all of the time
20. Do you own any sex toys? I have more than I can count
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