Music, Writing, Photography: My Photos , Drawing, Skateboarding, Comics, Card games (I know...a lot), Marbles, Rocks, Ze Internet, Social Philosophy, and especially Board Games! I'm a scrabble addict. I will challenge anyone, anywhere, anytime!
Montrealers...I hate people that live far away...especially if I could fall in love with you.
If you want to add me as a friend, send me a message and tell me why. If you're not from Montreal, but think we'd get along, that's cool. Oh, and if you're on my list for awhile (and I don't know you personally) and I happen to delete you, and you actually realize that I've deleted you and want me back, send me a message and keep closer ties with me! Sheesh.
If you're a band, and you sound like John Mayer or have 3000+ friends and don't plan on messaging me, don't expect me to add you or even send you a message. And if you do sound like John Mayer and you do message me...I'm still probably not going to add you. To be perfectly honest, I'll only add you if your music is quite good in my eyes...And don't think that because you sound exactly like one of the groups on my gigantic list that I'll like you too...I really should tidy that list up.
It's hard to be friends when someone likes a lot of bands that I despise...so if you like a lot of music that I will mock you incessantly for and you still want to be my friend, be sure of yourself about it and defend your case. If you ask to be my friend, I go to your profile, skim through it, and usually am not very impressed (Yes, I'm sure you spent hours working on it), so really, don't just tell me I seem like a cool guy or that I have a nice profile myself. Give me something worth something...that's the only way you'll ever get something worth anything back.
I'm an asshole, first and foremost. A really big asshole who will disrespect you at every turn and make you feel like trash because of my own insecurities. I work out constantly to remind myself that I'm a man and that muscles make me an even bigger one. I watch the discovery channel, but only to see the lions eat gazelles because I think it's funny. I pick on people smaller than me for just such a reason. I scratch a line off on my bedpost every time I fuck another chick. I buy women lots of gifts in hopes of them not realizing what a coward I am internally. I read at a sixth grade level and write at a fourth grade level. I make a lot of mistakes in my life but will never admit any of them to anyone. I don't have a soft side; I'm all man. If this appeals to you, send me a message and tell me how 'hot' I am. Every compliment I get adds to my fake sense of self-worth because that's how shallow I am.
The Arcade Fire, Add N to (X), Air, All-Time Quarterback, American Analog Set, And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead, April March, Aphex Twin, Apples in Stereo, Archers of Loaf, The Avalanches, Animal Collective, American Music Club, A.C. Newman, Apollo SunshineBadly Drawn Boy, Beck, Ben Kweller, Beta Band, The Books, Bright Eyes, Broadcast, Broken Social Scene, Built To Spill, Belle & Sebastian, Bodega, Bertrand Burgulat, Blur, Brendan Benson, Boards of Canada, The Boy Least Likely ToCamera Obscura, The Cardigans, The Cranberries, The Cure, Cocteau Twins, The Carnations, Chemical Brothers, Chin Up Chin Up, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!Dntel, Doves, Death Cab for Cutie, The Decemberists, DJ Shadow, Donkey Heart, The Diskettes, Dot Allison, Danger Mouse, Deerhoof, Dirty Three, The Dismemberment Plan, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Destroyer, The Delgados, Death From Above 1979, Daft PunkExplosions in the Sky, Elliott Smith, Eels, Esquivel!, Esthero, Enon, Elysian Fields, Elastica, Early Day Miners, Eisley, ElectrelaneFC Kahuna, French Kicks, The Field Mice, Foo Fighters, Frou Frou, The Futureheads, The Fiery FurnacesGrandaddy, Guided by Voices, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Gorillaz, Gandharvas, Gang of Four, The Go! Team,Hood, Hooverphonic, Hope of the States, Heatmiser, The Hidden CamerasIron and Wine, Ivy, Icicles,Japancakes, Jean Jacques Perrey, Joel Plaskett, Jon Spencer Blues ExplosionKasabian, Kate Bush, Kid Koala, Kid Loco, Kiln, The KillersLamb, Ladytron, Les Savy Fav, Lisa Loeb, Low, Longwave, LCD SoundsystemThe Mae Shi, Manitoba (aka Caribou), Mates of State, Modest Mouse, Money Mark, Morrissey, Muse, My Bloody Valentine, Magneta Lane, Mogwai, Menomena, Mull Historical Society, The Moving Units, Mum, Metric, Massive Attack, M83, Morcheeba, The Magnetic FieldsNeutral Milk Hotel, Nine Inch Nails, New PornographersOf Montreal, Oh My GodPavement, Phoenix, Polyphonic Spree, Pulp, Pony Up!, Postal Service, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Primus, Poe, Porcupine TreeQ & Not U, Quasi, Queen,Rilo Kiley, Radiohead, Red House Painters, Rogue Wave, Reindeer SectionSufjan Stevens, The Sea and Cake, The Shins, Silkworm, Simian, Simon and Garfunkel, Sloan, Sneaker Pimps, Sondre Lerche, Soundgarden, Spoon, Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks, Stereolab, Styrofoam, Super Furry Animals, Statue Park, The Smiths, The Smashing Pumpkins, Sigur Ros, Stars, Sukilove, The Stills, Something Corporate, Sunday's Best, Straylight Run, Squarepusher, Sonic Youth, Solex, Social Distortion, Starsailor, Sublime, Supergrass, Scissor Sisters, The Shipping News, The SS CardiacsTortoise, Travis, Turin Breaks, TV on the Radio, Talking Heads, Tears for Fears, Television, Tilly and the Wall, Track Star, Tom Petty, Ted Leo and the PharmacistsUnbunny, The Unicorns, Uncut, Ugly CasanovaVeruca Salt, VHS or Beta, Vive La FeteThe Wrens, Ween, WannadiesX, XTC, Xiu XiuYo La TengoZero 7
True Romance, Donnie Darko, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, A Clockwork Orange, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bully, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, Lost Highway
Invader Zim, Mr Show, Veronica Mars, The Muppet Show, Arrested Development, Harvey Birdman, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Oblongs, Futurama, The Maxx, Six Feet Under, Gilmore Girls, Mad TV, Newsradio, Freaks and Geeks, Daria, My So-Called Life, Degrassi, Simpsons, Angel, Family Guy, Clone High, Conan O'Brien, Quantum Leap, Weird Science
Colouring, Pop-up, Newspaper headings taken out of context, Postal packaging, the first inner page of dictionaries, Existential literature, Comic books, The cartoon I'm drawing, anything written in blood. Oh, and you can never forget JTHM or Squee.
Havok, Gir, Pintsize, Teddy Ruxpin, The Maxx, Longshot, my brother. And lastly, I am my own hero...or anti-hero, given the day.