Locke...The Patron Chef of Saints

About Me

Top 10 Things about me 1)I believe video killed the radio star...and MTV hid the body... 2)I an NOT botherd by constant dizziness...I quite enjoy it... 3)I know 2 wrongs dont make a right...but 3 lefts do... 4)When I'm happy...and I know it...I clap my hands... 5)I'd pick Piccard over Kirk... 6)I have a dog that freaks out everytime the COPS theme song comes on... 7)I was in the shower scene in Bull Durham...look close...wait that didnt sound right... 8)I gotta stop and sing loud everytime 'Tainted Love" is played on the radio...then I get pissed if its not the extended version... 9)I make the worlds greatest Marinara 10)I bleed DUKE BLUE10 More Things About Me and My Life:1.My dog Talley was born at 12 AM January 31st 2000...So whatever todays date is...Thats how old he is...Cool, huh!2.I once partied with Def Leppard after a concert in Chapel Hill...REALLY COOL!!!3.Every best friend I ever had was born on January 28th4.I break a mirror...nothing...I have sex with a blonde...7 years bad-luck...seriously!5.Every "SERIOUS" girlfriend I ever had was born in September6.I get annoyed when people say "Locke, now there's a name you don't hear every day"...Because I do hear it...Every day!7.The most important person I ever cooked dinner for has to be Ronald Reagan...2nd has to be Demi Moore...'cause she's HOT!!!8.Psycologically speaking I believe their is little differnce between Strippers and Hair Dressers...Think about it???9.My employees would pay real money if I was as sweet and kind as Gordon Ramsay!10.I'm gonna sue Two and a Half Men..."cause I think the Charlie Harper character was based on my life!!! This image is from Krustie
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Your results:
You are Superman

Superman 100%
Spider-Man 100%
Supergirl 100%
Wonder Woman 100%
Hulk 100%
The Flash 100%
Green Lantern 100%
Catwoman 100%
Iron Man 100%
Batman 80%
Robin 80% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
Your results:
You are Jean-Luc Picard

Jean-Luc Picard 90%
James T. Kirk (Captain) 75%
Chekov 75%
Will Riker 75%
Worf 75%
Spock 70%
Data 58%
Mr. Sulu 55%
Uhura 50%
Leonard McCoy (Bones) 45%
Deanna Troi 45%
Geordi LaForge 40%
Mr. Scott 35%
Beverly Crusher 20%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 15% A lover of Shakespeare and other
fine literature. You have a decisive mind
and a firm hand in dealing with others.
Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Quiz
Your results:
You are Jack O'Neill

Jack O'Neill 94%
General Hammond 70%
Teal'c 62%
Thor 57%
Samantha Carter 40%
Daniel Jackson 36%
A Goa'uld 21%
Dr. Frasier 20% You are a born leader.
You are often cynical.
You are loyal to the end
but you are no brainiac.
Click here to take the Stargate SG-1 Personality Quiz

My Blog

I believe...

I believe... I believe&that our fate is not pre ordained and that the paths we choose decide our destiny I believe&Ginger was hotter than Mary Anne and that guys will only say the opposite when they...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 14:12:00 GMT

THE EVIL BARBER

THE BARBER OF EVIL&This is a true story&I would’ve changed the names to protect the innocent&But it’s been so long I can’t remember the names&and, well let’s face it&There are ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:45:00 GMT

The true SAT

The true S.A.T...! Okay&this is the true story about my SAT Test. See, the night before the BIG TEST I went out "cruising" with my buddy Wesley. You all remember "cruising"&right? Driving up and down...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:22:00 GMT

Baby Boom to GEN-X

You're lost between a Baby Boomer and a GenX'er if......You remember when Jordache jeans were cool. In your fifth grade class picture you were wearing an Izod shirt with the collar up. You know by hea...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:14:00 GMT

And they’re off....!

And They're Off! The Horses are at the gate:1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Thighs 8. Big Dick 9. Heavy Bosom 10. Merry Cherry And aw...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 11:02:00 GMT

10 Rants for Jules

Okay...I got tag'd too.(Thanks Jules)...Now I just need to jot down 10 quirky facts about myself or random thoughts Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog w/ 10 weird, random things, facts,...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:43:00 GMT

Are you a Psycho ?

Psychopath testRead this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has got it right.A wom...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:43:00 GMT

The Oompa Loompa Conspiracy

The Oompa Loompa Conspiracy 1The five children enter Willy's chocolate factory and are immediately asked to sign a contract and the first few lines read..." Hereas the management cannot be held respon...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:16:00 GMT

Cynics Guide To Life

Cynics Guide to Life Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone. If you don't like my driving, don't...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 15:55:00 GMT

Why ask Why...?

Points to Ponder... Why Ask Why?After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?Are people more violently...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 15:53:00 GMT