My Prop 8 Story in the OC Register! Sign Stealing in the OC |
Heh heh heh. After this article was printed, i got some bible thumpers pissed off. The OC Register was inundated with hate calls demanding my arrest.! FUCK YOU NEO CON THUMPERS!Prop. 8 sign-stealing i...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:25:00 GMT |
George W. Bush Resume |
George W. Bush Resume
Past work experience:
Ran for congress and lost.
Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went bankru...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jul 2004 11:24:00 GMT |
Socially Distorted |
Alright heres another story that most people flip on.
January - My friend Johnny calls me up and says he has an extra ticket to Social Distortion at the House of Blues, its mine if i drive. So I w...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jul 2004 12:54:00 GMT |
Feildy's Fist |
Im not sure if your familiar with China Beach Bar in San Clemente(I think) Well , me and my guitar player Keith were there to check out our friends band Cheva. So Cheva was playing and in comes Feildy...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jun 2004 14:08:00 GMT |
Phil Anselmo in a Headlock - the Further Adventures of Wong |
Alright dude, this is like 2 months ago. Superjoint is playing at the Galaxy Theater, so Keith and I head on down, park and start pounding beers in my truck. We get done go inside and DevilDriver is p...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jun 2004 14:05:00 GMT |
The Chicks and Keystone |
There seems to be a general consensus among the ladies that Keystone Light is CRAP!
Many a time in the studio will a female patron enter our musical abode, open the CoolexchangE fridge, skim over the...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Mar 2004 12:16:00 GMT |
An affair with the Blue Can(An Underground Beer) |
What is it about Keystone Light that I like? Well it's like the can says "Never bitter, Always smooth." Where else ,my myspace minions, can you enjoy a cold, never bitter, non pucker-face having, mil...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2004 15:00:00 GMT |
