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The Grand Poo-Bah

I am here for Friends

About Me

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Who wants ta know?I have been called "Laid back", "aloof", "warped", and a host of other unsavory things, I'm sure. Probably all true, too.
I can't listen to muzak in the grocery store without humming along. I play bass just well enough to get paid for it. I sing, but smoking is taking all the "purty" out of my voice. Songs stick in my head and I will hum them or sing snippets until I drive everyone around me batshit insane.
Disengenuous people are all too common. You are what you do, not what you say. I have a pickup truck, and I know what you're thinking.. Forget it. I will NOT help you move. (Unless you have fabulous boobs or make world-class lasagna, but I don't think you'll match up to Kris in either category, so.. you're SOL.)
I live with my girlfriend Kris- this poor woman has her hands full training me for domestic suitablity. I also share lap space with a cat, and a large black 105lb dog who thinks she's a person.
If I send you an invite, just.. Don't be alarmed. I hate it when people see my name, and the next thing ya know- It's all "restraining order" this, and "restraining order" that.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Scarlett Johansen, since they asked. She's just .. Yummy.

My Blog

Good dog, Bad dog.

For those of you who read my status, you'll notice that I had to put a dog to sleep. We made our first attempt at fostering a dog- That is- opening our home to a rescued Rottweiler until he could find...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:50:00 GMT

Hot!!!

The heat got here way too early, methinks. 97 degree in June is just a cruel and unusual mood swing on the part of mother nature. The dogs sound like steam locomotives two blocks into our walks, and I...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 19:46:00 GMT

V-Day

In search of inspiration, I was going to write something touching and romantic titled "My girlfriend has great cans" just for Valentine's day. Kris was less than impressed with my idea for a romantic ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 19:35:00 GMT

The Food Bowl

Whelp..We done had our Super Bowl party- Which for all intents and purposes- is really just an excuse for us and our friends to eat waaaay too much, collapse on the couch, and root half-heartedly for ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:18:00 GMT

Nothing whatsoever

I haven't posted a blog in a while, but it seemed like something to do. Apparently, I need some sort of  creative outlet since I am a non-performing civilian now- I have hung up my bass for a whi...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:02:00 GMT

Crosby

We got a dog. For those of you who don't know, we already had Polly the super-sweet, spoiled-rotten-queen-of-the-household, who spends her days snoozing, waiting for treats, stray pieces of food that ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 18:55:00 GMT

General Sitting

The title "General Sitting" may lead you to believe that I am about to wax euphoric about the pleasures of sitting. I could, I guess.. But, alas- This is about me being at work on a beautiful Saturday...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 13:43:00 GMT

Rant

I have to vent a little. Well, I made the mistake of reading an article on CNN.com, which made me stop and shake my head. What self-righteous drivel. The first thing that made me snicker was this gem ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 16:55:00 GMT

The mud, the blood and the beer.

I went and saw Bela Fleck and the Flecktones Sunday night, and, thanks to a borrowed set of binoculars, I was able to study Victor Wooten in his natural environment. He's a freak.The depressing part o...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 17:03:00 GMT

New trucks and debt

I just bought me a new truck.. I know, I know. The Toyota was a good and faithful servant, but it was making ominous and expensive noise and it had 186000 miles on it. So.. What'd I do? I dropped a s...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 21:14:00 GMT