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JjDynomite

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


Nearly everyone who has ridden a bike for any length of time will agree. The highways are crowded with people who drive as if their sole purpose in getting behind the wheel is to avenge every wrong ever done them by man, beast or fate. The only thing that keeps them in line is their own fear of death, jail and lawsuits... which are much less likely if they can find a motorcycle to challenge, instead of another two-thousand-pound car or a concrete abutment. A motorcyclist has to drive as if everybody else on the road is out to kill him. A few of them are, and many of those who aren't are just as dangerous--because the only thing that can alter their careless, ingrained driving habits is a threat of punishment, either legal or physical, and there is nothing about a motorcycle to threaten any man in a car. A bike is totally vulnerable; its only defense is maneuverability, and every accident situation is potentially fatal--especially on the freeway, where there is no room to fall without being run over almost instantly. Despite these hazards, California -- where freeways are a way of life -- is by long odds the nation's biggest motorcycle market. - RIP Hunter S. Thompson

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People that can bust my balls and put me in my place.
Eddie Van Halen. A day with Hunter S. would have been fun...
Jeffrey Skilling so i can kick him in the balls as hard as humanly possible.
Neko Case so i can ask her hand in marriage based soley on her voice.

My Blog

Big Surf, Rock Stars and Pain killers

All within about 24 hours. i can say that i appreciate what i have in my life. Sitting out in the ocean feeling 12' swells roll under you is humbling. The earth is a powerful force. Surfing even a pi...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:58:00 GMT

Dicky Barrett - Mighty Mighty Ass-hole.

About two years ago the supposed Indie radio station in Los Angeles (owned by Clear Channel so definitely NOT independent by any means) had Dicky Barrett of the Mighty Bosstons as a morning DJ. Holy ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 19:24:00 GMT

I shaped my first surfboard!! a Fegg!

I have a board i aquired from a friend that is a 70's single fin 6' egg. i love that board. it has a perfect wave catching ability and a beautiful glide when you ride it. However, there have been ti...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 20:10:00 GMT

Surfer Magazine is at it again

Some of you guys might remember my little fiasco with surfer magazine many moons ago and how they lied about all the retouching i did for them (Some proof is on my web site in the retouching section)....
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:57:00 GMT

P-Diddy is a F-ing Retard.

He's almost as great as Russell Simmons who makes overpriced sweat suits and then markets and sells them to people who can't afford them. Watch P-diddy first... then watch my hero of today - Lisa. .. ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 13:47:00 GMT

Foo Fighters acoustic. AMAZING show

Helps when you have seats 18 rows back (thanks G and J). If anybody is the slightest Foo fan and has a chance to see that show, make it happen. I was never a big Nirvana fan. Too 'white' and noisy. ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:02:00 GMT

Vegetarians who don't like to eat vegetarian.

I am not a vegetarian. I used to think I was back in high school and in the beginnings of college. Then I was so hungry, I didn't give a crap what I ate. I have been the same ever since but I have v...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 19:00:00 GMT

The Damn Lady in the supermarket parking lot!

OK.. you see these people... you might even be one of them... usually an overweight woman but i have seen all race, sex, and size. They pull into a supermaket parking lot. They find somebody about to ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 14:37:00 GMT

My first Blog - The ass hole with a mohawk and a BMW

I am going to start some blogging about things i hate... i am not a person full of hate nor do i walk around angry but sheer stupidity tends to piss me off and make me question where the hell has the ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 18:25:00 GMT