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Korte

Floral expression emegres as evolutionary strategy...news at 10:00

About Me

I am living at the speed of light. It is all happening. I play music and paint.

My Interests

Guitars, effects pedals, scuba, hiking, climbing, drinking beer, writing songs, painting, sculpting, boats

I'd like to meet:

The crews of the Time Bandit and Northwestern!

Music:

The Police, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Built To Spill, The Cure, Phish, Ween, The Revolt, Meat Puppets, King Crimson, Eric Johnson, Billy Holiday, Edith Piaf, Frank Sinatra, The Bangles, Lonesome Goat, Hosmonsori, Mike Watt, 311, Butthole Surfers, Bjork, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, The Grateful Dead, Fandango USA, Adrian Legg, Junior Brown, John Denver, Ministry, NIN, Mike Fuller, Plastic Parachute, The Beatles, Kevimean, Josh Paulson, The Brand New Heavies, Pink Floyd, Sonic Youth, Beck, Sunny Day Real Estate, Frank Zappa, Indigo Girls, The Misfits, Nitzer Ebb, Depeche Mode, Crosby Stills & Nash, Hank Williams, Sr., Cab Calloway, Little Hercules, S.O.D., Kitaro, Ben Folds, The Flaming Lips, Yaz, Charlie Shafter Band, The Dead Pets, Easy-E, Woody Guthrie, Bob Dylan, Leo Kottke, Snowcone Joe, Hector Faceplant, Void Paul Heinous, Daniel Johnston, Flip & The Fieldside Refugees,

Movies:

Anything by David Lynch (especially Eraserhead.) Star Wars (all of them), All of the National Lampoon Vacation movies, What About Bob? Dumb & Dumber, all the Indiana Jones movies (of course), Lord Of The Rings, Matrix (all of 'em), Sleeper, Nightmare On Elm St. (all of 'em), Monty Python (anything, but Life Of Brian especially!), Dead Poet's Society, Mysterious Island, Jason & The Argonaughts, Clash Of The Titans, The Beastmaster (only the 1st one), Critters (all of them), Alien & Aliens, Voltron, Vampire Hunter D, The Lost Boys, The Shining (old one), Creepshow: The Raft (this has haunted me for years...), Yellow Submarine, Night of the Living Dead (B&W Romero classic), Seven Years In Tibet, Best In Show, The Emerald Forest, The Gods Must Be Crazy I & II, Revenge Of The Nerds, The Jerk, TeenWolf, Better Off Dead, Weekend At Bernie's, Shultze Gets The Blues, Batman Begins, Enemy Mine, Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, I Heart Huckabees, The Last Starfighter, The Devil & Daniel Johnston...

Television:


The Deadliest Catch. The Office.

Books:

Anything by Tom Robbins, Stephen King, Aleister Crowley, Marqi De Sade, John Lennon, Herman Hesse, Kama Sutra, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Naked Lunch, On The Road, A Clockwork Orange, Catcher In The Rye, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, various books on mountaineering like Freedom of the Hills, PADI dive manuals, most comic books (especially Batman), H.P. Lovecraft, Hunter S. Thompson, The 72 Names Of God (Technology for the Soul), anything by Mark Twain, all Grimm's Fairy Tales, Lewis Carroll, Extreme Alpinism by Mark Twight, Tom Brown's Field Guide To Wilderness Survival, Tao Of Jeet Kune Do by Bruce Lee, Awakening The Buddhist Heart by Lama Surya Das, The Secret Life Of Lobsters, Cormac McCarthy, Stephen Graham Jones...

Heroes:

Time Bandit crew, Sig Hansen, Wayne Coyne, Steven Drozd, Michael Ivins, Sheck Exley, Reinhold Messner, Bob Moog, Jorges Tripp, Kurt Cobain, George Harrison, Mike Watt, our men & women in the Armed Forces, Kramer, David Gilmore, Gregg Jones (dad), Bob Vela, Salvador Dali, Gary Gentile, John Chatterton, Yehuda Berg, Robert Smith, Frank Zappa, Burt Rutan, Albert Einstein, Bob Marley, Homer Coffman (grandfather), the guy that invented the Pet Rock, Kevin Costner, The Marx Brothers, Richard Pryor, Conrad Anker, anyone that reads actual books... width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

RADIOHEAD

They are one of the best bands in the known universe.  Period.
Posted by Korte on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:22:00 PST

Newspaper lady

The lady from the Amarillo Globe News came by the house to collect $8 from me.  We started talking about how early she had to get up...them having to buy their own bags, etc.  She didn't th...
Posted by Korte on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:41:00 PST

Things people do whilst driving

Below is a list of things that I have actually witnessed people doing while driving or at least stopped at a light.  Feel free to add your own or speculate on the real weirdos. 1. Putting on make...
Posted by Korte on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 02:59:00 PST

Advice for writers...

Don't write anything until you are 25.  You don't know anything.  Shut up.
Posted by Korte on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 01:34:00 PST

John Denver VS. blank tapes...

I bought a Red Bull from the Toot-N-Totum this morning and something occurred to me.  A blank tape is more expensive than a John Denver tape.  What is this saying to the masses?  What i...
Posted by Korte on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 07:49:00 PST

Kickin' Wookies in Get Out!

I would like to thank Chip Chandler for the wonderful write-up in today's Get Out! section.  Everyone should check it out: http://getout.amarillo.com/content/outloud/101405_kickinwook ies.shtml I ...
Posted by Korte on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 06:59:00 PST

Quantum Physics...

Schrödinger, one of the scientists who helped form quantum physics, wasn't very happy about quantum theory and the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle (none of them were). He thought that the idea was ab...
Posted by Korte on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 10:35:00 PST

Receipt

Funny story:  Kickin' Wookies played at the GLC on Sept. 15th.  It was a good show and I certainly would like to thank Kevimean for opening up for us.  Now on to the funny part... We w...
Posted by Korte on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 07:47:00 PST

Deleted several bands & people...

I have went through and deleted several people that never speak to me...several people that added me for reasons unknown, and several people that piss me off. I have also deleted bands that added me j...
Posted by Korte on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 09:35:00 PST

wish pond operator

a news in fiery...a flash of paste on the shelf books by dead guys and words that fall like blocks out of the dryer I hang my head and perspire with melted wounds shave a monk and serve the bet...
Posted by Korte on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST