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John

I apologize for any content on this page... my friends are fucking disturbed!

About Me

I guess I'm a decent enough guy. Live in the south side of Chicago. Work for a few fire departments. One begins with an FLO and the other with a GLE. I would put the full names but some people have a problem with that since some of the content on the page may be "controversial" I say tough shit.
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Name: John
Birthday: already got one
Birthplace: i came from inside mommy's tummy
Current Location:
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6ft 4in In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i dont care what color as long as she has 2
Favourite Hair Color: i dunno
Short or Long Hair: either or
Height: i could say not taller than me, but that would be a tall ass girl
Weight: right in the middle
Best Clothing Style: meth
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: i hate counting
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 2 for now. more to come
Number of things in my Past I Regret: hahaha... one word. traci
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My Interests

going out and having a good time. the less i rememeber, the better the night.

I'd like to meet:

anyone and everyone


Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com


Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com

really happy chubby kid

Ice Pick Andy
People Iced: Twenty Two
Car Bombs Planted: None. Pathetic.
Favorite Weapon Stilletto
Arms Broken: Fourteen
Eyes Gouged: Twenty One
Tongues Cut Off: Five
Biggest Enemy: Hairy Knuckles Hal
Get Your HITMAN Name

AWSOME-GAME

Music:

probably vampires! check these guys out. www.myspace.com/probablyvampires

Movies:

Goodfellas, The Godfather, Grandma's Boy, Walk the Line, Boondock Saints, anything with blood, booze, or out right hilarity.

Television:

Rescue Me, EMERGENCY!, family guy.

Books:

Anything by Dan Brown or James Patterson, The Catcher in the Rye, Poe

Heroes:

My old man. The 343 of the FDNY. and this fucking guy

My Blog

newness

    So i started using that Trakzor thingy a few weeks ago.  Apparently there is someone who cant be identified from Argo Summit Illinois that has viewed my page at least twice a d...
Posted by John on Mon, 07 May 2007 10:42:00 PST

time for an update i guess

hey hey there... havent put anything up in a while, so i thought this as appropriate a time as any. all is well i guess. no longer in NWH. work for a new department (still on the contract) a lot ...
Posted by John on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:57:00 PST

Fuck It All

Apparantly, someone who works for the same company I do had a problem with a picture of me with my middle finger up.  That person called the head of the company, who in turn called my fire chief....
Posted by John on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 02:31:00 PST

R.I.P.

In memory of Christopher Alex Cornstalk.  May God have a fifth of Smirnoff awaiting you, my nomadic Indian brother.
Posted by John on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:14:00 PST

TEXAS

hey all...  yes, i did survive the trip to Texas with thom.  And apparently the Mississippi State Police routinely pull over and search cars for a partially obstructed liscense plate!  ...
Posted by John on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 03:20:00 PST