Future millionaire plans |
Now accepting contestants for a kitten-fighting reality television program.Do not fear: They will wear furry, cute gloves.
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 15:31:00 GMT |
Note to self: |
Do not attempt playing calcio in the 90-degree heat immediately after having consumed 3 Guinness(es?).
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 18:16:00 GMT |
I recently received a fascinating e-mail... |
From one "Burt Early." Subject line: "hellish message from Burt Early."
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:11:00 GMT |
When I die, let it be inscribed on my gravestone: |
"Still better than all y'all."
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 12:57:00 GMT |
That's not a blog. Now this...this is a blog. |
This blog does not exist. Erase it from your brains. The one you really want to read is right here.
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:51:00 GMT |
