I love disco, making up random dance moves, shameless name dropping of B-celebrities I have met and relating certain moments in life to The Simpsons. I like surprises and playing practical jokes (most them are funny). When I'm not lying on the sofa watching TV (which is almost all the time) I like to practice yoga because it gives me the presence of mind to be at one with chocolate (I got that from a fridge magnet, I'm not that deep). And on the topic of chocolate, if I was a character in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I would be Augustus Gloop because I LOOOOOVE CHOCOLATE. Chocolate occupies too much of my thoughts. In fact I'm going to go buy a twix. Thank you for reading my profile. You look very nice today.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Danny Wallace and a midget who can ride a penny farthing.
