Christmas Is CancelledT'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed. He cussed
out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats,
ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole
works.I've busted my ass for damn near a year.
Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night...
The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight.Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better, Those
assholes from IRS sent me a letter.They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny.
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days - they all are the pits.
They want the impossible .Those mean little shits.I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds,
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads,
I made a ton of yoyo's - No request for them...
They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM.Flying through the air...dodging the trees,
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees.
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment.
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason... I found
me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!
You're a Nissan driver. This particular brand of
driver prefers the looks, power, and handling
of the lower-end RWD imports. You look at life
from a different perspective (i.e. sideways).
You change tires more often than you change
your oil, and you prefer it that way.
What kind of Japanese import driver are you?
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ABOUT JAMES - The Survey
Name: Miguel
Birthday: 12/16/1985
Birthplace: iono
Current Location: hmmmm iono
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 4'24"...ha...(6ft)
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: Egypt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Jordans
Your Weakness: "kryptonite" hahahaha
Your Fears: bein bored
Your Perfect Pizza: Large
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to meet you!!!!!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: iono
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn its early
Your Best Physical Feature: hahahaha
Your Bedtime: don't sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: ......
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: "or"
Single or Group Dates: hahahaha
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: "or"
Chocolate or Vanilla: "or"
Cappuccino or Coffee: "or"
Do you Smoke: iono ask her! hahahah
Do you Swear: every damn day!!!!!
Do you Sing: depends on what im doin
Do you Shower Daily: i shower hourly...
Have you Been in Love: (sigh) yea........
Do you want to go to College: yup
Do you want to get Married: yup
Do you belive in yourself: yup
Do you get Motion Sickness: naw
Do you think you are Attractive: hell naw
Are you a Health Freak: naw
Do you get along with your Parents: naw
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument: PIANO, its pimp
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: hahaha, ask her....hahaha
In the past month have you been on Drugs: iono took some advil....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: naw
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: haha i work there
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: naw
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: yup
In the past month have you been Dumped: naw
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: naw
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: who are you workin for?
Ever been Drunk: hahah can't remember haha
Ever been called a Tease: hehehe
Ever been Beaten up: naw
Ever Shoplifted: who...are...you...workin...for...?
How do you want to Die: painlessly......
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a superhero.!!!!!!!!!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: the continent ANTARTICA
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: sum nice
Favourite Hair Color: sum cute
Short or Long Hair: whatever works
Height: tall enough
Weight: whaetevers good
Best Clothing Style: sum hot
Number of Drugs I have taken: iono
Number of CDs I own: iono
Number of Piercings: iono
Number of Tattoos: iono
Number of things in my Past I Regret: don't care about the past
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