MERCURY

"Let's get one thing straight. I'm not."--------------------------------"We do not recruit. We can only impress." Marga Gomez--------------------------------"Men and women, women and men. It will never work." Erica Jong-----------------------------"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work. 'Hello, can't work today. Still queer.'" Robin Tyler------------------------ Wizard of Oz: Elphaba, where I come from we believe all sorts of things that aren't true... we call it history.---------------------"Sorry. I'd much rather be gay than sleep with you just to prove I wasn't." - Marcia Cross-----------------------"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."----------------------"History is Rarely made by Reasonable men..."-----------------------------"What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains." A Streetcar named Desire-----------------------"I like my beers cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming." Homer J. Simpson-------------------I didn't choose to be gay; I was chosen! Are you serious? I get to be queer? Oh, thank you. I didn't even fill out the application, I am so thrilled. No, I did. I bought the ticket, I scratched it off... Look, I'm a lesbian! I won!" Suzanne Westenhoefer---------------------------"Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on whosi"------------------"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them." ------------------------"What do you mean, you 'don't believe in homosexuality?' It's not like the Easter Bunny; your belief isn't necessary." Lea DeLaria------------------------If you're going to be gay, you might as well be fabulous. It's a birthright. Frank deCaro ----------------------------"By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many."--------------------"Don't mind me, I clash with everything"- Elphaba------------------------------Dear Abby: [We're upset because a gay couple has just moved in across the street.] How can we improve the quality of the neighbourhood?.......... You could move.~Abigail Van Buren--------------------------The church says we should get down on our knees and repent! Well, excuse me, but didn't being on my knees cause most of my sins? Bob Smith ------------------------A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.- Gandalf--------------------------Elphaba: What, what're you all staring at? Is there something in my teeth? Alright fine, lets get this over with. No I'm not seasick. Yes I've always been green. No I did not eat grass as a child.------------------------------I personally would like to bring a tortoise onto the stage, turn it into a racehorse, then into a hat, a song, a dragoon and a fountain of water. One can dare anything in the theatre and it is the place where one dares the least.---------------------Before a character even speaks, we 'read' their appearance through their costume.-------------------------A play is a painting that moves. Instead of it holding still, and you are looking at it, you hold still and it scrolls by.--------------------------The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster.-----------------------Theatre is like a virus: once you get it you can't get rid of it.-----------------------------"People are stupid." -Zedd-----------------------"As we Wizards go, I'm pretty harmless." -Zedd-------------------------Like a comet pulled from orbit, as it passes a sun. Like a stream that meets a boulder half way through the woods. Who can say if I've been changed for the better, but, because I knew you, I have been changed for good. ~Galinda-----------------------------"Ash nazg durbatulk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul."Kappa Kappa Psi, Theatre, Renissance Faires, Music, Taking over the World... One peanut m&m at a time, reading, cooking, RPGs, L5R, Magic, Dragons, wizards, walking in the moonlight, hiking, movies and alot more!