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Malvern Hobbit

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About Me

hi I'm Jon...I'm trying to get my head clear, i push things out through my mouth, but i get refilled through my earsreincarnating is great, however in my case i went back in time and retained my knowledge of my previous life. i died in the future building a time machine, now dreaming of returning home. my advice earthlings is to leave quickly, they* are on their way.danger creeps behind us at all moments.... however i will be expecting it arrival. being left behind, i catch up quickly with every fact i seem to find. to be forgotten is a experience that troubles me. found once and now lost with every fact i obtain. jcif you can not accept people for who they really are then do not continue reading. some of my information may upset you or even enlighten you hopefully. i enjoy the free press. lies are what is created for a set agenda. i am jon and this is my story.....IT IS XENA! IM BUSTED! PREPARE FOR A ASS KICKING!!!i think Xena the new police office is hot. i would love to be chased by her. the through ass kicking would turn me on greatly. (if your reading this pull me over please.)frisk me! beat me! and put your knee in my back. i also like candle wax dripped on my back... i m a freak. give me a ticket for that! my drinking glass i have decided to drink out of a mason quart jar. the reason is i have been through too much in my life to settle with simple cups and glasses.this is jebis.. He is the man. a great guy and a nice guy at that.keep life simple. but be prepared to kick some koopa asswatch these bastards. they take life, mana, gil, energy, and your pride. i do not play video games often. i just like the classic games from now and then.seriously, these guys are bad, unless it was born with you in sight. the original old school.i am just about two scoops extra of crazy in this human batter. i am unique... i would guess. i like walks down the beach with just my socks on. "just a Belt" during the day. i like black socks mostly with sandals. well i am out i "love" the keyboard. Here what the test determined.....A.D.D out.((social, outgoing, worry free, optimistic, upbeat, tough, likes large parties, makes friends easily, rarely irritated, open, enjoys leadership, trusting, dominant, thrill seeker, strong, does not like to be alone(i enjoy being alone, Solitude mostly), assertive, mind over heart, confident, controlling, feels desirable, likes the spotlight(bullshit), loves food, social chameleon, hard working, concerned about others))i was beaten as a child with any object.

My Interests

life offerings. expansion of the mind.(the body limits my potential. with out my body i will be unstoppable.)Grilling out. not drinking. all cultures. enjoying my jack russell and her pups. they were born july 3rd 2006. "i truly love genia bailey my crazy girlfriend for ?years? 6 years and soon getting married nov 11 of 2006." Well here is an update... gb and i are married and i can not be any happier about things. Mickey Mouse does not have anything on me. that rat bastard! a ride back from hot springs (i hate that place)i hate traveling. cars are scary, but cant avoid the car.... it would be a long twenty-five mile walk to school.....uphill both ways. anything interest me... i enjoy small facts. i like the small facts that are all all around us and many dont even see it. i know about an infinite amount of small facts. i retain that the best of all things. i am ADD and dont take meds for it. so what ever is the loudest noise, that is where my attentions is. that is why typing is truly one of the hardest things for me. TxT messages are MY hell.here is my design for time travel. it will work when we find out that we all are wrong and need to get off this planet.i like cars and technology things. i can figure anything out, something complex has simple things to it. just looking at things is fun for me. i enjoy the human body the most. (it is close to perfect.) i love seeing the blanket that is pulled over the eyes that keeps people doing traditional things.(the christians and other cultures) i like to see things as they are. and the real morals and values are only seen when someone is alone. ""((while im in the shadows lurking watching you. then jumping out!! to tell you a bunch of useless facts(or worthless bullshit however you see it)))"" that guy is me. lol im crazy, but i see thing as they really are. i dont capitalize anything, but i capitalize important things. i like being outdoors, though i am a hobbit, i love to do yard work. i enjoy odd thinngs around me. like a safety cone. we used it as a megaphone and we were told to stop or be sent to the office.... wow what a hard ass group i chilled with.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jon Campbell... the one and only for now. soon my evil clone hyde will be ready!
Birthday: 12/09/1981 the 80's were quite neat. the television that was around was odd. i remember seeing my friends parents tv for the old school MTV. i did not watch tv often in the 80's as well.
Birthplace: Auburn (EAMC Currently the name of the hospital) natural birth... 9 lbs 8 oz. and a very quite baby. i would only cry between bites. i could eat very fast. i have memories of early times of my life. i remeber tons of things i did back when i was 2 yrs old.
Current Location: Malvern Arkansas the broick capitial of the world. i enjoy it here. it is a dry county and i love it. i have nothing aginst alcohol, but the friends lives that has changed because of alcohol related things(fights, deaths, pregnancies, etc.) makes me not want to drink the stuff.
Eye Color: Brown and have 20/10 vision. i am the only one that does not wear glasses. i am sure it will happen.
Hair Color: brown it is very curly. i do not know haw it feels... i am too close to the project to really tell. it is just curly to me. it gets hot in the summers and i cut it with (6 dollar) buzz clippers. i have saved tons of money doing this myself.... i am cheap.
Height: six Foot two inches from the ground up. same head down. i cant wait until mechanical body parts are here for the consumers. i am thinking of getting robotic legs and harry potter's broom.
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous - write with Right hand.(includes most painting and drawing mediums)and then with my left hand i swing a bat, golf club, a battle ax, switch blade, and any other small types of weapons.
Your Heritage: " The Black Campbell Clan" Scottland. from the coast line of Charlestown, SC.
The Shoes You Wore Today: my vans from folley alabama i got back in 10th grade. i take care of things and i have them for very long periods of time. it is something that comes naturally. if you take of it you will have a cheaper life.
Your Weakness: electronics, and any noises. I have ADD so everything is my weakness i love books that are host to many stories. i like shorts the best. novels are fun but i like the short and sweet versions.
Your Fears: not knowing. this can relate to many aspects of life. not knowing when someone is going to die. being overly passive.
Your Perfect Pizza: regular handtossed with tons of everything (except for olives they are the sign of the devil. your going to hell if they touch your lips.)i like the meat lovers... but sometimes too much meat is overwhelming. i like all pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i hope many of my thoughs will be seen by myself and but others. this could be in any form though. i see things on the street and i am happy i had a chance to see what ever happened.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: typing is hell for me and i do not like to ramble with the keyboard. i find that many of my ideas a not mentioned because of the limited ability of the keyboard.
Thoughts First Waking Up: the day is here and it is time to see something new.
Your Best Physical Feature: My long flowing straight hair that curls up when i wake up thinking it was straight , but in reality it is very curly.
Your Bedtime: time is not of importance to me i sleep when i do. that is it. mostly a night owl.
Your Most Missed Memory: to be forgotten is worse then death, i remembered J.D. Martin the other day.He and i were very close on the 3rd and 4th grade. i miss him
Pepsi or Coke: Both are true signs of the devil and are hell bound with every continued sip of those postdamnation drinks, i would prefer infant blood (or fried fetus) over these two options. but i will drink coke from time to time.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both are shi itty, but to save my life from jeff the "chicken mcnuggies" are the bomb
Single or Group Dates: the question is implying to Sex right? (sex is over rated.....) i like both, but being on a single date makes you understand your partner better. but i would tell my daughter(if i had one) to use the group safety by numbers. i would pay my daughters friends to "cock block" all the guys that would talk to her. i am going to be a tough dad.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: with these two choices i think toilet water would be better. again i like fried fetus or the juice of 100 peoples adrenal glands. to these two options.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Capp it is the Caff your after, Beer or whiskey-- Whiskey smaller amount better and faster results. this works i passed out and woke up naked before. it was even worse when i looked in the mirrior.
Do you Smoke: nope i have high hopes of trying to collect social security
Do you Swear: not in front of numbers greater then 5000. i use them in my drawings quite often.... sorry scouts
Do you Sing: nope
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes and burned and pooped on what is the importance of being in love....and for being pooped on at that matter
Do you belive in yourself: i do, i really do. i see the world as it slowly dies. to see it means you need to stop and see if life is flowing in the natural order of things.
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: not really, i believe i am not attractive, but this does not matter i have a SMALL COCK and that makes up for all the ugly jokes. this is a sad question to ask anyways. every one is pretty and perfect in every way we see things.
Are you a Health Freak: not really, but i watch what i eat and what time. it has helped me loose 62 LBS.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes and no. i dont want to explain it. everything is well until school or anything around education is mentioned. but i love them greatly. it is the only parents i have.(until my next life)
Do you like Thunderstorms: i throughly enjoy a good storm... i live in the tornado alley and it's great!
Do you play an Instrument: yes the sax
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep not much though. when i hang out in AL with Jeff i drink. other then that i do not drink
In the past month have you Smoked: yes, the cigs man i had 4 in one night. that was the most i have ever sat down and smoked... ps i am against the Cigs.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes, the needle is hanging from my sphincter currently... i did not know not to use barbed needles
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope... however i date the same girl for the past 6 years....i have never been unfaithful!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hell NO i hate that place!!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes a pencil and a pen i found. i am hell bound!!!
Ever been Drunk: yes not often
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: OH yea, my smart ass mouth has getten me knocked out before.
Ever Shoplifted: yes post 18 yrs old
How do you want to Die: i dont care the body is a host that limits the power of the mind. if i die i have successfully completed my goal of getting rid of the body and time to find greater things
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: founder of a hospital that gives free care to all from anywhere in the world.
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: what ever is there i dont care on physical attributes
Favourite Hair Color: i dont care. none or all colors are welcome
Short or Long Hair: i lean for more long hair
Height: six foot two inches
Weight: 180
Best Clothing Style: i dress nice that is my only way of explaining my style.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2 one NEVER AGAIN, the other is a different story no regrets. i am surprised it is not legal yet. great things come from drugs, too
Number of CDs I own: burned 1000's purchased maybe 10 lifetime.
Number of Piercings: the 9 guage prince albert..... just kidding i have none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None i learn from everything. if you did not experence it, then really you have not lived. i like to prove the difference between existing and living.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Apollonius of Tyana, Terence McKenna, Nobuo Uematsu, a guy named frank, i would REALLY like to meet anyone. many religious prophets (all cultures) everyone is a cool person in a certain way. i stress Jesus. he would answer many questions. this universe is a large place, who else might be out there. i would like to meet them, again for some it could be a second encounter.... i like to hear these stories too. i enjoy listening to sounds. simple messages are around us at all moments. if not in a auditory form, then in light or radio waves.ps...and a chick that had a little too much on the boob job(the balloon bombs)or in slang... Plastic tit-Zilla(tm) ((wow! WTF is this guy thinking)) THE RED WINGS. evil bastards in addition, fun though. final fantasy 4 life. square-enix supporter/enthusiast. if i do not accept the mass shit that flows from the controlled broadcast on television so i turn on the Video Game then i find my self on Diablo 2 LOD.

Music:

all types i enjoy all kinds i have mostly techno. manys gigs of legal mp3s. RIAA, you are a pile of crap. how much money is not enough. i love music. have to many to remember some of their names, but i like them anyways it is a human made sound overall. what do you really hear? we can only hear in a certain range of sound. some kids have cell phone ringers that only kids can hear and the teacher can not. the youth is truly wasted on the young. age sucks. check it out and learn something. i have a large collection of mp3s. i enjoy berats more. with my hearing decreasing words are not easy to understand. that is why techno, trance, and any club music is most appealing. i enjoy music because of the orgin of most of our great works comes from drugs. i enjoy the drug bashers, and when they run to their car to turn up the drug perfected songs they love. non-informed bastards. lol you suck. but many other great artist make pure music that is greatand sober too. i say this before i catch crap for what i say. then again if you have read this far you are being enlightened by some of my viewson what i speak.

Movies:

Humm makes you think.....matrix triology, star wars, and porn. the "good, low quality, and dubbed to many times" classic shit. this ("digital debbie does dallas")is for the birds. movies are starting to have commercials in them too. i understand to make a quick buck or a few million , but to take it out on the comsumers. americans are spend happy and do not have a savings fund to have as a crutch in case of a big bill. we just charge it to credit. this makes foreign investors(china) happy. sadly when i was growing up i was the kid that saved money and watched my pennies and nickles. now grown up the pennies and nickels have turned into dollars. i am happy and well off. older age is only going to being more investments and more money. just remember money works itself. and please for the love of god do not value money. it is all dirty with the bankers that control the economic output for the entire world. war is funded... why fight get the money changers.

Television:

Music Video: COUNTING BODIES LIKE SHEEP TO THE RHYTHM OF WAR DRUMS (by A Perfect Circle)

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wow i am not going to get started on this crap. "complete and total bullshit" t.v. is presidents bush way to control the americans that are becoming dumber by the day. if you watch tv all day you diet consist of eating shit for you brain to enjoy. sadly it appeals to the fat jackasses that bitch and complain of matters that are only on tv. people are starving all over the world and our president is sending troops over to ensure that china does not get "OUR" oil. United Eastern States of America. Our troops are our heros and they are not getting th attention that they deserve. if they are hurt just "dope them up and send them on their way". i dont see that, but i do hear about 3 of out 10,000's of troops that are killing families and raping women. we show that on the NEWS (complete and total bullshit) but not the soldiers that are playing soccer with the iraqi children. thanks to our corperate business men. this is going to make our kids a company unit and not a person. BRAINWASHED is a word for television. the television commercials are the true reason i have stopped watching tv. i see commercials in the tv shows now, due to tiVO and other DVR systems. advertisement funds are down by half because of this new technology. i like it and i hate it for the adv majors/market majors. but that is new technology for you. i like that it gets rid of the stupid and pointless commercials. the people that control the crap on tv is really owned bey about 4 people. and they do not want us to see the real picture. why is it, on tv %5 of the crazy religious groups are what we see on TV....does this mean that most of the stuff on tv is total bullshit.

Books:

i love to read. i can not hear so this is my strongest trait. i have a.d.d. so when i see a word and i am at a terminal (a computer) i research it and with my photographic memory i retain the information best. "it is called hyperfocusing" that is my facts pool speciality. i like to many to list but i like the books that are being taught in public and private schools. i have read 2001, magic the gathering, and many other shorts. i hate poetry though. i dated a poet once and i wanted to hang my self in the sorrow that she was in. (a depressed writer is not a good girlfriend remember that to all that reads this. (pms and writers block is hell)) you should not hate. however, wanting to build a time machine that can reverse time a couple hours would be fun. whip some depressed chic ass then reversing time to just vent off some steam would be entertaining. i am sure it would be great, but the past is gone so leave it there. forgive and whip ass.... (zap) forgive and forget. it would be legal until your batteries went dead and you were caught. (if you live in TX you will be fried and on the express lane to it. or in LA and get away wih it.

Heroes:

tons of heros. i like to talk to everyone. i think of everone i have ran into in my life as a hero. i remember many faces. too observant with a.d.d. i cant remember names but i can remember situations that you were in and the people involved. jesus is the man though. he woud be cool and would drive a VW bug (one of the old ones) however i can tell you who are not my heros, the scientist that destroy earth in the future, but not by human means. radio signals are all around us, why did we point upward with the dishes to contact outside neighbors. why did we sign a death sentence by letting us send out signals before we could excape from this domain/planet. earth is a stationary human farm for consumption with the others that are on the way to "collect the harvest." if we could have spent money where we needed it and where it counts. our space program is a joke and i will not let this happen to my future generations. knowledge is our only strong hold on things. with out knowledge we are sheep and nothing more. blinded by this creation in one week, we were so nieve to not think it would be possible or irrelevant for life else where. until we contacted a alien group that think humans are tasty. sadly the message will not get across to the people fast(quick warning) enough or soon(time wise) enough. that is why i built the time machine, to get away. dying in the time continuum and reencarnating here and now(past) i type this with my warning. beware and consider yourself warned. plans are soon developing however time travel requires a great powerful force. nothing now can power the ship/vessel. the mind has greater power then what i need to use to spark the time continuum jump. the more knowledge you obtain, the sooner your ship will arrive. *THEY/OTHERS the common slang "coplanar walkers" you will only see them once if they see you. you will be dead shortly after they spot you. my advice just TRY to hide it will give you a little more time to "pray".i know what your thinking....""this guy is fricken nuts!"" well your correct... and i am too