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Fires of Fury

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I will cook you such an amazing meal that you'll want to kiss me - but I use a lot of garlic so I may not want to kiss you back.I make crying babies laugh merely by walking in the room.Lesbians question their sexuality after watching me get out of a pool.People pay me to write their MySpace profiles but I do it free of charge - just because.I have a bolstering career in Film and Video and it allows me to leave town with only short notice and I have taken heed of that opportunity. I am traveling the world and having as much fun as you could imagine. I'm wanted in three different countries for racketeering and shovanism. If that doesn't make sense then you're lookin' at the wrong profile.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Have an idea of what you want in life and how to get there.NO CRAZY WOMEN PLEASE!!On that note no crazy men either_There is no drug better than what I have to offer so please don't come to me with an old addiction (of any sort).It takes a lot to be interesting - so be interesting in return.Willingness to engage in Multi-Orgazim training is REQUIRED (free of charge, of course).Once all that stuff is out of the way - that's when the fun begins. For everyone else, I respectfully, humorously, and playfully suggest that we just be friends.

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