OH SNAP!

What should i put? Well I started Team Awesome (patent pending) in 1986 with hopes of making it a worldwide phenomenon unfortunately that did not happen. At the age of 38 I moved back in with my parents who had just remarried after being divorced for over 15 years and hadnt even spoken to one another for about half a decade. After Team Awesome (patent pending)failed to take off I was feeling awful and romantically stunted having moved in with my family. About 5 years later I had saved enough to finally buy another computer and surf the web as my parents had gotten dsl not without constant nagging I might add. One day while checking my totally stellar email account I open an email from a poor man going through suffering in a country far away like maybe jamaica or tajhikistan or some place close to canada. Anyway he said the government was treating him poorly and needed to flee the contry and that if I just gave him all my bank account info he would finally be able to safely send all his money away from the tyrany and would give me like a butt load of just for helping him. I said fuck yeah and immediately sent my passwords, routing number, social security number, height, sexual oreintation, wieght and snail mailed money order to process the transaction. He (not actually so sure its a he the name was so wierd I had no idea if it was a dude or a dudette) was supposed to give me $250,000.00 just for helping. The whole process was to take a little over a couple of hours two days at max. I heard nothing for 6 months. Finally after numerous investigations I really did get the money and more. The guy (again not really sure it was a male)sent $850,000.00 because I had been so helpful. Dang.To be continued...