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johnelightning

Blessed are the Cheese Makers

About Me

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You Are 60% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?

My Interests

jennifer;), Staying Alive, Photography, All things creative, motorcycles, going to the lake, being with friends, learning new things, computers, tivo, all things that can be hacked, being unique, eating, sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone I can get along with.

Television:

My lady is a bank teller. She had a mentally challenged customer come in to her branch. He proceeded to tell her what kind of shows he likes. She thought to her self "WOW! those are the same shows my boyfriend likes!" According to my girlfriend's logic, I like retarded TV shows. Therefore, I refuse to subject myself to public scrutiny.

Books:

are usually printed on paper!

My Blog

e-piph-a-ny

A comprehension or perception of reality by means of a sudden intuitive realization!Take Photographs of the things you like to do it's much safer!
Posted by johnelightning on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 02:49:00 PST

Broke Back Johnny

Got bucked off a dirtbike Sunday.  Honda 450!  Flew over the handle bars and landed square on my back. Broke four bones on my spine.  No nerve damage or internal injury.  No s...
Posted by johnelightning on Wed, 31 May 2006 07:49:00 PST

IDIOT

Sorry guys I accindently deleted half of my friends.  Tryig to reolve the issue with customer service.
Posted by johnelightning on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:57:00 PST

jiu-jitsu bareback combo

Saturday I went to my first Brazillian jiu-jitsu class.  Had a really fun time.  Didn't have clue as to what I was doing, but fun none the less. The next morning I was really sore. For those...
Posted by johnelightning on Mon, 01 May 2006 12:02:00 PST

NASCAR in field

NEVER NEVER go to a nascar event and stay in the infield.  I will never be the same again.  I took a shower for 3 hours becuase I felt so dirty. 
Posted by johnelightning on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:42:00 PST