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Mother F'ckin JGall

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About Me

Just a kid who grew up in the Midwest, went through the routine, opened his eyes, relocated to the West Coast, ever rediscovering his true self and trying to put down my mark on this crazy world we live in.Never would have thought I'd meet the people I have and be in the situations I've found myself in but that's the great thing about life. No two experiences are the same and there's limitless opportunities out there. You just need to go out and get yours.Thanks to all the family, homies, and lovers I've met along the way. You've all played a part in shaping me into who I am today. All love, no hate and best of all, no regrets.

My Interests

I'm just a simple guy with simple problems...the things that make me happy most in no particular order: friends and family, music of all kinds, beautiful women with no shitty attitudes or drama, writing rhymes, spades, 3 card, seeing shows, reading thought-provoking material, making some cash on the side, black labradors, summertime, traveling, staying positive, laughter, watching my teams win, feeling healthy, balling, snowboarding, skating, Jack Daniels, Tanqueray, the smell of ganja, knowing that everyone else is happy, being singled out for advice and if you want to know any more than that, all you gotta do is ask

I'd like to meet:

Where's all the SubNoize Ratz...pretty ladies with a down to earth vibe...old school punkers...hippies that smell good....people with a good story to tell....dead musicians....my future family....minorities....my Polish ancestors....cats who got soul....the 1918 crew for drinks at the end of the day..

Music:

Suburban Noize Records...check it out at suburbannoizerecords.com - Try me, I like it all - hip hop, reggae, funk, punk, soul, classic rock and then some

Movies:

The Doors, SLC Punk, Bamboozled, Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, any Godfather movie, Goodfellas, Boyz In Tha Hood, Friday, Being John Malkovich, Fight Club, Swingers, Confessions of A Dangerous Mind, Airplane, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill (any Tarantino flick for that matter), Enter The Dragon, The Big Lebowski, American History X, Kentucky Fried Movie, From Dusk Til' Dawn, Boondock Saints, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, True Romance, Man On The Moon, Undercover Brother, Hustle and Flow and on and on and on.....

Television:

The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Chappelle's Show, The Simpsons, Family Guy, any good basketball game, Sportscenter

Books:

"Some books you read some put back on the shelf, all I say is think for yourself" - Catch A Fire, American Scream, A People's History of the United States, No One Here Gets Out Alive, America by Jon Stewart, More Than A Game, The Emperor Wears No Clothes, Can't Stop Won't Stop, 1984

Heroes:

My momma who raised me on her own and sacrificed a huge portion of her life while doing so.Also in no particular order, Bill Hicks, Hunter S. Thompson, the Suburban Noize/SRH tribe, Bob Marley, Jack Herer, Jim Morrison, and anybody else out there trying to make a difference and deviating from the norm. Fuck the Bullshit

My Blog

Is this thing on?

Yo, what a summer huh? I lost a dear relative of mine, acquired a Cardigan Welsh Corgi (you gotta check out the picture) along with my lady, saw some great shows featuring favorite bands of mine and h...
Posted by Mother F'ckin JGall on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 06:41:00 PST

Invitro

That's the name of our homey's new band.  They are currently out on tour as a supporting act for Sevendust.  We checked out their show at the Roseland last night and hung out with the whole ...
Posted by Mother F'ckin JGall on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:45:00 PST

Turn that page

I'm about to close another chapter of my life as I set my sights on a new employer for the first time since moving to Portland.  Powell's Books has more or less taken care of me for a little more...
Posted by Mother F'ckin JGall on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 02:16:00 PST

working on Memorial Day sucks

I know not many people probably feel me on this because they're all at home, or even better out enjoying the sunshine, celebrating...uh...whatever people celebrate on Memorial Day.  Well if my co...
Posted by Mother F'ckin JGall on Mon, 29 May 2006 02:50:00 PST

steel tip assassins

Pope T & The Altar Boyz represented well.  Yeah, that's the name of my dart team and it's true...I was once an altar boy.  I've got stories of getting faded off the incense.  You go...
Posted by Mother F'ckin JGall on Tue, 09 May 2006 12:04:00 PST

personal ad

Someone once told me, "people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards."If that's true, then my eyes are ...
Posted by Mother F'ckin JGall on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 08:20:00 PST

ch-ch-ch-changes

I just want you to know that just cause you are reading this doesn't give you the right to call me a blogger.  What the hell does that mean anyway?  I like to talk...ask anyone who remotely ...
Posted by Mother F'ckin JGall on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 12:23:00 PST

12 Rounds

The time has come to exhibit some of the skills I have come to discover, namely my desire and ability to write some fresh tracks. Don't have any interested producers but not many really know about my...
Posted by Mother F'ckin JGall on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST