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Rosario

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So I'm at a Wal-Mart shopping and I overhear a guy trying to return some ammo but the lady says he can't, so I tell him, "Ironically, you can return the ammo by shooting all the employees" the lady didn't think that was funny - I don't think I'm welcome there again.
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.
Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved.
Man performs and engenders so much more than he can or should have to bear. That's how he finds that he can bear anything. ~William Faulkner
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Brain Stew

Oh my gosh. My brain has turned to jelly and if I wasn't confused enough before, I am now thoroughly messed up in the head.It all started Wednesday, at 10:00 pm. I loaded my lounge chair, some water, ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 17:11:00 GMT

Whoops no WMD's there, ha ha - GW Bush

How is death of our troops, death of foreign people and destruction of other countries funny? I guess I just don't have the right sense of humor, possibly because I'm not republican. How a comment abo...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:35:00 GMT

R.I.P. Freddy Fender

Freddy Fender died today of lung cancer. I hadn't thought about his music for about a year. But reading that news today saddened me extremely. He was born i...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 19:44:00 GMT

Mexican-American (Cheech & Chong) - funny but mostly true

Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights, they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too. Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and Chima and have a son in l...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 05:52:00 GMT

Young At Heart - Frank Sinatra

Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to youIf you're young at heartFor it's hard, you will find, to be narrow of mindIf you're young at heartYou can go to extremes with impossible schemesYou can l...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 08:52:00 GMT

Preface to a Twenty Volume Suicide Note

Lately, I've become accustomed to the wayThe ground opens up and envelops meEach time I go out to walk the dog.Or the broad-edged silly music the windMakes when I run for the bus...Things have come to...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 07:05:00 GMT

Thank you all.

I just want to thank every person who dares to be my friend because for those who know me, you know I'm totally nuts, for those who are getting to know me, if you stick around long enough you'll start...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 19:53:00 GMT