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Jon & Marie = 5 years!

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About Me

First things first, I am a very sarcatic smartass. A bitch if you will. I am an out-spoken pervert who says very unlady-like things. I'm a little too honest and some don't appreciate it. I'm a feminist. I love cops. I am passionate and have a lot of drive. I love having fun (making fun of dumb girls, dancing like a dirty black girl in public) and I have an excellent sense of humor. I am very independent and outgoing, and I have very strong opinions. I am extremely classy, and I feel it's very important. I dislike FAKE, superficial, high maintenance girls. I cannot stress enough of how much I cannot stand, and will blatantly make fun of dumb people, especially girls.I can't stand when people don't have anything to be passionate about and fight for. I cannot tolerate sluts, liars, druggies, manwhores, white trash, the weak minded, hypocrites, dramatics, phonies, ignorant people, thugs, sexism, homophobia, losers and generally most teenage girls. Overall, I do not have much hope for humanity, and I have standards. I would like to add that I am a huge nerd and love school. I am currently attending The University of Michigan for a degree in Psychology and Criminal Justice. So yes, I have a brain that functions. I also love my boyfriend Jon, whom i've been with for four years. He is the best male I have ever met, and I adore him. Lastly, I work at a dead-end coffee place conveniently named "The Coffee Beanery", where I face daily disappointments of society. And finally, I love Smirnoff. (All flavors accepted.)
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Name: Marie
Birthday: Jan. 29, 1985
Birthplace: Livonia
Current Location: Livonia
Eye Color: BLUE
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scottish/French/German/English (mutt)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Etnies
Your Weakness: Aside from food, boys with tattoos/piercings
Your Fears: Getting knocked up, death.
Your Perfect Pizza: Black olives, green peppers and onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get good grades (I suck I know)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "lol" even thought i'm really not.
Thoughts First Waking Up: "What time is it?" Or, "I have to piss"
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes/Teeth/Ass
Your Bedtime: I do what I WANT
Your Most Missed Memory: My grandpa/my childhood :(
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I don't care
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends, are we talking cake or ice cream?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee usually
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes please
Do you Sing: YES!
Do you Shower Daily: With wet naps
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I'm already there
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Somewhat
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: My mouth
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: You bet!
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not technically!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, that's sick
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: "Borrowed" from work
Ever been Drunk: Yes, if that's what you want to call it
Ever been called a Tease: Hahah yes
Ever been Beaten up: No thanks
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In my sleep!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to deal with fuck-ups
What country would you most like to Visit: USA
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short/Medium
Height: 5'10+
Weight: FAT
Best Clothing Style: Preppy (not in a bitch way) or punk
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: A lot
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None!
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My Interests

School, bookstores, small coffeehouses, white tea, Zerbos, natural living, genuinity, criminal justice studies, food, walking my dog, feminism, music, opinions, Coach, the educated, white teeth, Dooney & Bourke, purses/bags in general, chocolate, sleeping, fishing, sailing, people watching, sarcasm, health, classyness, bitching, criminals, ball-busting, cars, humor, strong coffee, obnoxiousness, cops, men with tattoos and piercings, debating, yelling and instigating.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Justin Timberlake, and smart people.

Music:

Maroon 5, Jet, No Doubt, John Mayer, JC Chasez, Kelly Clarkson, Justin Timberlake, Gwen Stefani, Natasha Bedingfield, Joss Stone, Fiona Apple, The Killers, Eminem, Natalie Imbruglia, Frank Sinatra, Elton John, Alanis Morisette, The Fray, some dance/R&B, etc.

Movies:

Moulin Rouge, 40 Year Old Virgin, Office Space, Super Troopers, The Notebook, Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball, Sweet Home Alabama, How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, Love Actually, Underworld, American Beauty, Party Monster, The Boondock Saints, Seven, Ocean's 11, Elf, and many horror movies.

Television:

Will & Grace, Real World, Cheaters, Cold Case Files, Cops, Dr. Phil, MTV True Life, HBO specials, Jail/drug/prostitute shows, Miami Ink, Family Guy, Dog The Bounty Hunter, A&E, Intervention, reality TV in general.

Books:

The Night Stalker (Richard Ramirez)

Heroes:

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My Blog

Hypocrites.

This really pisses me off. When druggy, law-breaking, weak-minded people are trying to get a degree/career in the criminal justice system. It insults me. Do they even truly understand the mentality an...
Posted by Ms. Marie on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:47:00 PST

Boozin' it up at the computer.

I hate this 12 page research paper so much that I resulted in cracking open the Mike's hard lemonade that's been in my fridge for probably the past two years. Oh hey, and a big FUCK YOU to m...
Posted by Ms. Marie on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 04:38:00 PST

Dropping out of school to become a white trash stripper

I have to vent about school. I think i'm starting to lose it, I can only write so many papers, put together so many portfolios and read so many chapters before I start going CRAZY. And that's just wha...
Posted by Ms. Marie on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:57:00 PST

One of those nights

Why Georgia I am driving up 85 in the kind of morning that lasts all afternoon I'm just stuck inside the gloom 4 more exits to my apartment but I am tempted to keep the car in drive and leave it all b...
Posted by Ms. Marie on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:57:00 PST

Me and Justin Timberlake are SO over.

That stupid bastard isn't even coming to Detroit on his tour. And to think, I wasted 5 of my teenage years on him. Oh well, he's been looking a little rough nowadays anyway.
Posted by Ms. Marie on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:57:00 PST

If my calculations are correct.....

I will have my Bachelors by this summer. A full 12 credits winter semester, then only 6 credits in the spring. Hell yeah, bitches. Then I have to find a job with health insurance since i'll be do...
Posted by Ms. Marie on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:31:00 PST

I love being a bitch.

Sometimes I just can't help it. I get on that roll, where I can't stop once I get going. Some people just deserve to be criticized. For example, if your Myspace requires an interpretor because you wro...
Posted by Ms. Marie on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:29:00 PST

Ugly girls can't like "Sexy Back"

If you are ugly, or ugly and think you are sexy, please don't fool yourself by being obsessed with Justin Timberlake's song. That song wasn't intended for you, and will not make you sexy. So plea...
Posted by Ms. Marie on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:22:00 PST

I'm a nerd, for real.

I'm real excited right now, my laptop is connected to my school's wireless internet. And i'm sitting here drinking coffee at school, watching everyone else and their mom on their laptops. Oh and I HAT...
Posted by Ms. Marie on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:55:00 PST

Screw bachelor degrees.

I just spent an obnoxious amount of time on this ridiculous Observational Study lab paper for my Personality Assessment Lab (that all sounds so cool and interesting, but I guarantee it's not). An...
Posted by Ms. Marie on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 04:52:00 PST