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MrFixit

Should the Sun explode many years too soon..

About Me

I'm a 16 year old lesbian trapped in a 30 year old man's body. There I did it I'm out! Anywho, the only reason that I'm on myspace is because of Hannibal Lecter's dear sweet mother who said "always try something different.", and my roomate Ashlee. About me...I am constantly coming to the conclusion that I will be perpetually be in the constant state of a day late and/or a dollar short. I am -gotten- by few and understood by less. "It is my existence to be looked at like a dog being shown a card trick."- Bill Hicks. The few in my pride that have earned my trust have since regretted their conseption. I am a lover of all things fine, cigars, wines, foods and woman, upon which I have no foundation of knowledge since I have neither the cranial capacity or monitary backing to afford/keep these said items. Many find my humor dry and those that don't ,well, don't know thier ass from their elbow. I was originally born in Toronto, Canada as it says on that damned survey they made me take when I joined and have visited such exotic locales as Paris ...... Kentucky (for a canadian it's exotic). The move to Kentucky was by force rather then choice but I have arranged to find a nice tight group of friends (some who would have nothing to do with MyStalker.com). My life consists of work,sleep and the weekend. I keep a little light of hope that my dream of being a paid comic book artist/writer will come true. Please, enjoy my site, message me if you feel the need to converse and try not to fall asleep...it's bad for the keyboard when you land on it. Cheers.
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My Interests

Comics, movies...movies about comics...not so many comics about movies, though. There are a few. I write a lot, I draw in my spare time. I admit, I'm a gamer. And I have absolutley no problem with that. I enjoy visual arts (painting, sketchings, etc.) HERE'S SOME ART OF MINE. I ALSO DO WEDDINGS AND BARMITZVAHS!

I'd like to meet:

Stan Lee!!! He is THE MAN!! Let's see, who else...Mike Mignola...Aaaahhh, Christina Ricci...Jack and Meg White...Peter Jackson...Kevin Smith. As far as dead people go. The first humans who ever lived--so I can smack them in the head and tell him not to screw thier sisters so we don't end up the dumbass imbred species we are.

Music:

Huge fan of the White Stripes. Classic rock. It's all been downhill since Layne Stayley died ( pssst...Lead singer of Alice in Chains). I listen to classical on NPR whenever I'm in a culture mood. I'm actually pretty open-minded when it comes to music (except for bands with numbers in their names...Blink 182 can kiss my ass.) My roommate forces her crap on me all the time(AHHHH ...Kelly Clarkson!) and I'm fine with that. (Twitches uncontrollably). Do I really have to listen to Prince all the time, Ash?????? This is a shot from The White Stripes September 13th show Ashlee and I went to. No we weren't this close but it shows Jack in the Jonny Reb hat.

Movies:

Ah...here we go...you could be here awhile. Ya might want to grab a drink, go to the bathroom, you get my drift.You all done? Okay...LOTR (all 3), Harry Potter (all 4), every recent Marvel movie (Fantastic 4 is good if you down a 12-pack), The Schwarzenegger library, let's go by directors for a while, shall we? Speilberg's earlier stuff, Kevin Smith ( I haven't seen that loss, "Jersey Girl", and I don't plan to), John Carpenter, Tarantino (didn't care for Jackie Brown, but that's because he didn't write the story), some of Wes Craven's stuff, James Cameron, Peter Jackson, Sam Raimi. Moving on...Trey Parker and Matt Stone...anything they create is bound to offend you and crack me up. Mystery Science Theatre 3000. The 1st two Hellraisers. Star Trek (the inner-nerd shows...don't judge me). The original Star Wars trilogy.Hellboy. Romero's older dead movies. The new Dawn of the Dead movie was cool.More to come

Television:

I think I managed to get away from the electric teet with the exception of "Heroes" and "Lost" off and on. DVDS of South Park, Aqua Teen don't count, do they? You can fight me on Battlefield 2. The tag name is Mr.Shake

Books:

The Harry Potter series, LOTR, Mythology ( mostly greek), various tolmes about sasquatch, the Loch Ness Monster and other unknown monsters and paranormal activities. I've been wanting to read what is referred to as classics but the farthest I get is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. R.I.P. Hunter S. Thompson. I've been digging the Cerebus TPB's. I also have over 1000 comics not including TPB (Trade PaperBacks) most are the Incredible Hulk

Heroes:


.. You scored as Wolverine. Wolverine is a loner, and a skilled fighter. He's got the hots for Jean Grey but a better fit for him would be Storm. He doesn't like to follow orders which pisses Cyclops off. He has terrible memories from the experimentation done on him at Weapon X. Even though he doesn't show it, he loves the X-Men. Powers: Fast healing and adamantium skeleton and claws.

Wolverine


80%

Jean Grey


75%

Iceman


70%

Rogue


70%

Beast


55%

Cyclops


50%

Colossus


50%

Nightcrawler


45%

Storm


40%

Emma Frost


40%

Gambit


25%
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My Blog

We've got one!!!!!!!! RIIIINNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!

I got a PLAYSTATION 3!!!!!! Got it for myself for christmas. Won a place in line on Amazon and got my employee discount as well. and the title to this blog is from Ghostbusters for those who didn't r...
Posted by MrFixit on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:57:00 PST

Gimmie, Gimmie, Gimmie,Gimmie....

I Want a Playstation 3. Want it I want it . Damn Sony for not making enough for everyone....
Posted by MrFixit on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:02:00 PST

Up the creek without a paddle

Ok I'm going metaphorical so just try to hang on and use your imagination here. Relationships, romance, finding your special other, blada blada, and so forth is like riding on a rapid river. You ...
Posted by MrFixit on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:42:00 PST

I must not be that hip. The ramblings of an imported canadian writer.

Ya know, looking around at all my peoples' pages (sounds funny) I realized that I have fewer blogs than anyone, well mostly anyone. Those who do not make Myspace a second home have very little to writ...
Posted by MrFixit on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 04:22:00 PST

%.$@.%

This damn myspace is pissin me off. I'm trying to put up pictures from the Hallo'ween party up but I can't get the damn pictures to show up. It's a slideshow so I guess it'll be 3 times hard...
Posted by MrFixit on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:56:00 PST

Pillowpants--my review of Clerks II

Oh my stars and garters, that movie was great!!!!!!! For those of you that have known me awhile, I am a great fan of Kevin Smith and those family friendly movies he makes. Thus I was overjoyed to hear...
Posted by MrFixit on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 11:02:00 PST

I apologize..or at least try not to flip you off.

Yes friends that lovely time of month is upon me and my attitude has hit the skids yet again. Good moods for me come and go like phases of the moon so If I've offended,swore at or hit and run I'm sorr...
Posted by MrFixit on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:38:00 PST