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MISS SCARLET WITH THE ROPE IN THE CONSERVATORY

If eyes are the windows to the soul....my eyeliner better be on perfect then.

About Me


You Belong in London
A little old fashioned, and a little modern.
A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock.
A unique woman like you needs a city that offers everything ***********************************************************I T WAS MISS. SCARLET WITH THE ROPE IN THE CONSERVATORY!!!!I love to have fun...I wanna go on Fear Factor....I wanna see the world....I wanna soak up everything this life has to offer...and in the end I simply want to leave the world a better place then I found it.... Which brings me to..."Death sets in Long Beach, as another body washes upon the shore....." that was so my opening line!!!! As a little kid I would go around with a pretend microphone and do my best newscaster voice and report the news.(And of course they weren't reporting anything uplifting on the news)...so that's what I usually heard. I wanted to be Wendy Rutledge on channel 11. I was very robust, animated and theatrical, and should have been on broadway or some other stage. Between impersanations ranging from News Anchors to Fire Marshall Bill, I've always brought alot of energy and laughter to a room..... I'm usually the inflight entertainment.....So they say!!!! My friends also say I have a way about me....something to the effect of when I walk into a room I light it up....must be my halo!!!!(Smirk) They tell me it's a neat little trick :) And now at 28 I find myself living my wildest dreams. I'm a no nonsense kinda person who tells it like it is...Oh yes...the Gwenny3000 model doesn't come with a volume button. I wouldn't call it loud..I would call it alot of fun. Some say...I'm a hopeless romantic, but underneath I can sooo kick some ass. I am an independent, stylish girlygirl who enjoys the finier things in life and who knows what she wants and how to get it with a little hard work. P.S..I'm nearly 6 feet tall with green eyes and blonde hair...Kinda like a doll..kinda.

My Interests

Music, pedicures, cocktail hour, Curtis Stone(The Take Home Chef)...Cruisin in my IS300, Tattoos....Yep I have some ink on me, The 1940's and Rockabilly, Hockey, hanging out at Alex's, Moto X, Throwing back some stella and playing pool while looking at the stars...(all at the same time of course) Deadly Nightshade manic panic, Chillin' out with my amazing friends,walking the farmers market,& Taking Care of The Family Business...Sayonara style. I also love those trashy celebrity magazines.....I am without a doubt addicted. A good tub puts me in an amazing mood too!!! I also love broccoli, which my friends crack up about since I always tell them that "It's like cake ". Spending time at the house in Havasu drinking and soaking up the sun, is at the top of my list!!!Oprah would be considered and interest... she's fascinating. Ummmm what else...oh yes my crazy lilac nailpolish called Fuzzy Dice....it makes my toes look so darn cute!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Well,we've already met but....my Granny and Uncle Chuck...I wanna sit on a cloud and have a drink and catch up....I love you. Oh yeah......and my soulmate....that would soooo rock my world.

Music:

Hip Hop...Rap...Rock...R&B..Dance...Pop...Slow Jams...Indie Bands...and Baby Makin' Music!!! Here's a few of my faves: HIM, Sophie Ellis Bextor,Maxwell, Goldfrapp,Jet,Jay Z, Radiohead,Bjork, Sigur Ros,Fugees,White Stripes,Rancid,The Sounds,Janes Addiction,Selena, Atmosphere, The Binges, Bob Marley, The Ramones,Res,Weezer, Craig David,Warren G, Sublime David Bowie,Ronan Keating,The Rolling Stones,The Doors, Shivaree, Snoop Dogg,30 Seconds to Mars, Im A Robot, Timbaland,Hello Goodbye, 311, The Cure, GreenDay, Old 97's, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, CCC, Blonde Redhead,Thievery Corp, My Chemical Romance, Sade,Gwen Stefani, Prince, Nevea Tears, Deftones, The Doors, Johnny Cash,The Used, Kenna,AFI, Republica, The Reverend Horton Heat, PortisHead,DJ Scribble, Mazzy Star, Social Distortion, Billie Holiday, Zoey Deschanel (The girl character Jovy in the movie Elf....she has the most beautiful voice!!!) And anything I can dance to....I love to shake it up!!!!

Movies:

Well lets see...I La La Love.... Thrillers, Romantic Comedies, Indie Films, Movies that make you laugh hysterically....anything really....Here's a few: The Holiday, Fight Club, Batman,Little Miss Sunshine, Blow, Anchorman,The Secretary, Rebel without a cause, Pulp Fiction, Notting Hill, Snatch, Interview with a vampire, Under The Tuscan Sun, Welcome to the dollhouse, Dial M for Murder, Must Love Dogs, Oceans 11, A Perfect Murder, The wedding date,Bollywood, The Long Long Trailer,Mean Girls, Legally Blonde, Walk The Line, Elf .. Shrek, An Affair to Remember, The goonies,Cruel intentions,Uptown Girls, Traffic, Clue,The Rules Of Attraction,My Best Friend's Wedding, Pretty Woman, Cheaper By The Dozen (You have a dark gift Sarah Baker), Pearl Harbor, Father of The Bride, Wallace & Grommit, Sweet Home Alabama, Parenthood, Birdcage, With Honors, Braveheart, Legends of the Fall Fight Club, Dirty Dancing(I carried a watermelon????), Cry Baby, How to lose a guy in 10 days and of course Clueless (Those columns date all the way back to 1972....)

Television:

My favorite shows would be....anything on Friggin' !!!!! I am obsessed with....still pissed that I'm to old and missed my chance to be on that show!!!!! My-So Called Life...."He has a great lean..." Cow and Chicken, Project Runway,Nigella Lawson, Take home chef, Grey's Anatomy,Access Hollywood,South Park,I Love Lucy, Oprah, What Not To Wear, Meet the Barkers .. House Hunters, and all of those Food Network shows like...Giada A.K.A. Molars.....my sister will sooo get that!!!! Good Ole' Paula Dean, and Rachael Ray. ..

Books:

Ohhhh.... I just love to read. Books would include: The Secret...(which totally changed my life), Stitch and Bitch, The DaVinci Code, The Devil Wears Prada, anything by Nora Roberts, any of those financial books where you become a millionaire by 30, The National Geographic books. And finally... the Food Network Cookbooks. I love to cook and am a bad ass in the kitchen!!

Heroes:

The people that inspire me to be a better person... MS,AM,LR,WG,JS,BL,LS,PE,PS,AR,MH,DB,SG,RS,CZ,ML. Those are some very special initials up there...you all bring out the best Gwenny there is!!!!! I beyond love you all.....and for DE....I WAS THE GIRLIE IN CHUCKS...I DROPPED THE QUARTERS...YOU LOOKED...I SMILED...YOU SAID HI...I MUMBLED NICE STICKERS...YOU SAID I HAD PRETTY GREEN EYES...WE WERE 14...REMEMBER???

My Blog

From Across The Puddle....

For The Girlies: Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to wa...
Posted by MISS SCARLET WITH THE ROPE IN THE CONSERVATORY on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:58:00 PST

WELL IT........

"SEEM'S THAT I HAD IT ALL WRONG.....IT TURNS OUT YOU'LL GO SOMEWHERE NEW AND MEET PEOPLE WHO WILL MAKE YOU FEEL WORTHWHILE AGAIN..."   So in turn....it seems that in my world that my life i...
Posted by MISS SCARLET WITH THE ROPE IN THE CONSERVATORY on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:57:00 PST

Fantastic Moments Volume 3

They just keep a coming don't they....you'd think I'd run out of stories but no...no....no not me!!!!  Are you kidding I'm just getting started!!!!! Fantastic Moments Volume 3 by well.....Me!!!! ...
Posted by MISS SCARLET WITH THE ROPE IN THE CONSERVATORY on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 07:54:00 PST

Fantastic Moments Volume 2.....

You have all been waiting I know.... (So...here goes....and clear throat...ready camera one and start Fantastic Moments Volume 2.....)   So....not to long ago I was rear ended on 7th street... wh...
Posted by MISS SCARLET WITH THE ROPE IN THE CONSERVATORY on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 12:09:00 PST

What Friends Will Say....

I'm Just going to add things (as they surface) that my friends have actually said or wrote that are friggin' hysterical....   1. "When I was 7 years old, I got a job towel drying s...
Posted by MISS SCARLET WITH THE ROPE IN THE CONSERVATORY on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 10:26:00 PST

Fantastic Moments Volume 1.....

A good friend of mine said..."hey Gwen you should write down some of the crazy shit that's happened to you...that could only have happened to you"  And since I always seem to have crazy stories I...
Posted by MISS SCARLET WITH THE ROPE IN THE CONSERVATORY on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 11:51:00 PST