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Ignore my URL!i love emos!most of the time theyre proper fit!

About Me



Hello
I'm Jake Nathan Thompson don't yano

I enjoy making people feel like shit some times.
It's a great buzz
Try it.

I can't be arsed writing about how i "drink too much" and "swear too much" because if im honest, I don't.
I don't like fat people

I'v been a bastard at times...
so yes, I have gone out with people because i felt sorry for them, and actually had no feelings for them at all.
It hurt me a lot +)
I try to be nice most of the time...
But in the right company i can turn in to a right twat +)
I have no self esteem.
At all

I really can't be arsed with people at the moment, so if you're one of those over sensitive types kindly sod off.Myspace Backgrounds

My Interests

Beer of course.
But I'm addicted to smoothies at the moment.
seriously I can't go a day without one

I'd like to meet:


I'd like to meet her please +)
shes a bit amaze tbh +)
and she knows i love her more +)

I'd like to meet Jess please +)
shes got me happy lots of times +)
and never fails to make me smile +)

Music:

Anything really
But anything with Matt Heafy in it should burn

Movies:

Alien
Aliens
Alien 3
Alien Resurection
High School Musical

Television:

Mythbusters
Futurama
American Chopper

Books:

I hardly read but...
The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy is like the only thing iv really read...

Heroes:

Kelly is the person who means the most to me
BFFL init (:

Tori is the main reason my relationship status is in a relationship (:

My Blog

READ THIS

READ THIS. This is a blog written by Jack, Ross, Jake and seantyped by Hana because we are lazy arse cunts. This is from the heart, our deepest sympathys go out to our greatest hero and favourite cr...
Posted by The Cerebral Assassin® [0.2K!] on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 08:39:00 PST

FILL IT IN!!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF..... I committed suicide:I said I liked you:I kissed you:I lived next door to you:I started smoking:I stole something:I was hospitalized:I got into a fight and you weren't there:...
Posted by The Cerebral Assassin® [0.2K!] on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 02:44:00 PST

Things

yeah well most people write what theyv realised so i thought id join the crew...iv realised that most people are just in it for themselves, and need to get over themselves...i mean i read some ones pr...
Posted by The Cerebral Assassin® [0.2K!] on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 12:53:00 PST