drinkin brews with anyone, anything with two wheels and a motor, if its fast i will ride it. good friends equal good times. drinkin kicks ass!
johnny depp(niggas a monster), augustus busch(makes the best beer), whoever invented the thong(i would like to shake his hand), dave chappelle(nough said), trey parker and matt stone(to find out how they come up with the shit they come up with), grim reaper(i think i can take him), dave attell(go on the insomniac tour with him)
whatever puts me in the mood i want to be in...... primer 55, rage against the machine, deftones, pantera, chevelle, slipknot, tool, a perfect circle, sublime, long beach dub allstars, long beach shortbus, silverchair, beastie boys, any old school hip hop, dilated peoples, handsome boy modeling school, hum, ben lee
predator, tombstone, clerks, the godfather(just 1 and 2), search for animal chin, green street hooligans, boondock saints, way of the gun, donnie fuckin broscoe, not another teen movie, true romance, super troopers, office space, grandmas boy, harold and kumar, heat, smokey and the bandit, troy, ford fairlane, friday, and the list goes on
espn, spike tv, fuel, discovery, comedy central and speed. and pay per view when UFC is on. all other stations suck. if they had a channel where you could watch people drink beer all day i would watch it.
Reading is for trick ass ho's.
I'm better than everyone. I kick ass at everything. The other day, someone cut me off on the beltway, so I sped up beside him and I rammed him off the road. Nobody is as good as I am.Some people think I'm conceited. Being conceited is a flaw in character. I have no flaws. So there wrong!All my friends think I'm better than they are. Sometimes my friends ask "so how come you rule so much?"One time I decided to play basketball, but I suck at basketball so I lost. Just kidding, I kicked everyone's ass because I'm the best.I own everyone at everything. There's no use in trying to be as good as me because it's impossible. There aren't enough words to describe how good I am.THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND ME. I AM KING. Everyone wishes they were me. EVERYONE.If I weren't me, I'd wish I was.I love me.