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Carver

About Me

I'm a positive guy! It's my job! I'm a corporate inspirational speaker! I get paid mucho buko bucks to travel this great nation and speak to corporations of all size! It's a great life!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Superheroes. But they don't exist. Unless you count trash men or teachers. I think people like that are heroes. Can I get a whoop-whoop? I'd also like to meet a nice woman to love for the rest of my life. Are there any of those out there?

My Blog

So sorry.

Sorry for the long absence, folks. Ol' Carver has been busy with a lot of things. There was the big project I'm working on. There was the government inquiry into the nature of my relationship with my ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Mar 2005 11:26:00 GMT

Seasons Greetings.

Well, I guess I should wish you all a Merry Christmas. You all have been just a big time boost to my life. I love all of My Space friends. It's so excited meeting people from all parts of the world w...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Dec 2004 13:24:00 GMT

I promised...

Awhile back I made a promise that there would be a big announcement coming soon from own mouth. Well, folks, here it is... I want you to join me in the Movement to stamp out Death!! That's right...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Dec 2004 08:32:00 GMT

So tired

Hey folks!! I just wanted to drop you all a line. I'm trying really hard to get to all of you that have sent messages or made comments. (Even the bad ones.) I've been kind of sick lately, but I'm sti...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Dec 2004 21:56:00 GMT

My friend Dane

Well, a lot of people are asking ol' Carver what I think about my friend Dane. A few days prior I started receiving unsavory comments from Dane that were attacks on me and my friends. I didn't take ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Dec 2004 19:45:00 GMT

Hi, all my friends.

I just wanted to give a little shout out to all my new friends. You're all swell and special in your own way. I see there is a little bit of a ruckus on my comments page with the young gentlemen name...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Dec 2004 08:24:00 GMT

I love the Pacific Ocean

Hot darn.. the Ocean is beautiful. I'm up here in Pismo Beach, Cailifornia. I'm going to be speaking at some business conferences in San Luis Obispo. It's a pretty world up here, folks. I suggest c...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Dec 2004 18:25:00 GMT

Friday night inspiration

Tonight I'm going to be in Valencia, California speaking to a large group of future Carver converts. One day maybe YOU will be in the audience while I inspire you. I'll tell you all how tonight went. ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Dec 2004 16:23:00 GMT

The sun has set

Well... my first full day of being on My Space was great. Big Time! Huge! My friend was right... internet communities bring out the best in people. I've met some great friends today and lots of them ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Dec 2004 23:05:00 GMT

Wow

Jeepers... everyone has been so nice since I joined. You inspire me! Big Time! If you want to join the inspiration... just give me a whoop-whoop and add me.
Posted by on Thu, 02 Dec 2004 19:34:00 GMT