I'm shy. Every once in a while someone will come along and I won't be shy for a little bit, but for the most part it takes me a while to warm up to people. A while could be a really long time. I think green is the best color ever. I also decided a long time ago that it's awesome to be short. If I wanted, I could get a handicap license plate and park in handicap spaces like a real asshole. I can also sneak through big crowds of people faster, and sometimes I can be... invisible! I mean come on, tall people are always seen because they're tall. Short people can be easily missed. I like tall people too, though. They help me reach things that are up high and they think I'm cute because I'm little. I have this theory that people make fun of short people because they secretly wish they were short. Either that or they're just mean. They should all just keep their mouths shut before I kick them in the shin. I'm not really a violent person though. I say I'll kick people but never follow through unless they're really being assholes. Even then, I don't kick hard. Unless you're tickling me when I'm in a ticklish mood. Then I might kick really hard. I think this needs to end now.
