Hi, My Name is Ernie, I grew up, and live in Prypiat, Ukraine. I am 2 feet and 6 inches tall, due to radiation exposure when i was younger. I run the keebler bakery from a fallout shelter inside a hollow tree. I love parties, and i love bitches even more. I'm a heavy drinker, and I smoke cigars. I'm a nice guy, but this is a warning to all of you; If you ever fuck me over, I will make you regret the day your father fucked your mother. I'm one relentless mother fucker.
