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John Christopher Alexander Michael Birdsong

I'll kick you back to Scotland.

About Me

I'm 26. It's fun. I'm like a hot nickel fresh out of the dryer! Yeah!

My Interests

Having ADHD and being constantly amused by sight, sound, smell, texture, and temperature change. Kind of like a child. But older and more drinking. And more annoying. And sometimes really really annoying. All right...fine. Being annoying. But hopefully amusing? Well at least I'm amused. And...nevermind..oh wait..nevermind.

I'd like to meet:

A bad apple. Never had one. They're mainly good, or all good in my experience. Rotten apples don't count. Unless you are a rotten apple, and then you can count..but only to twelve. Then you have to start over.Mashed Potatoes are amazing. Even the one's made of other mashed things like...rusty knives? Sounds sharp and rusty and tasty and strange.Clint Eastwood, Kurt Cobain, Jesus, Mr. Potato-Head, Elvis, Tom Green, Your mom.

Music:

Adam green, chainsaws, jack hammers, the ocean, my ipod, panting, also painting.

Movies:

One word. Casablanca. And no I am not gay. You are gay for thinking that I am gay. How gay are you? Really really gay. So gay I just outed you. Now you have to tell your parents before someone else does. That's gonna be tough. Good luck.

Television:

The soup. TV Guide channel, The weather channel."Annnnnnndd.... you're watching Plum TV!"

Books:

A Confederacy of Dunces, Green Eggs and Ham, 1,000 Places to Visit Before You Die. Hitchhiker's Guide..best book ever.

Heroes:

Orgazmo, Powdered Toast Man

My Blog

***SOS! SAVE OUR SOLDIERS!***

* Fifteen American soldiers dead this weekend. * Since March 2005, more US soldiers have died in Iraq than civillians on 9/11. * Iraq had no involvement with 9/11.* Over 3,000+ American soldiers have ...
Posted by John Christopher Alexander Michael Birdsong on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:13:00 PST

I don't go tanning.

I'd love to meet a you (a tanning bed) in a dark alley behind a burger king, then we'll see who the real man is.Sunshine and kisses,-Johnps. Belgian waffles.
Posted by John Christopher Alexander Michael Birdsong on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:25:00 PST

outdoor shower

I'm exactly where I was last time I wrote on this thing. I'm doing the dishes and laundry. I turned on the outdoor shower here...awesome. It's like showering in a rainbow, and you get a tan. I hav...
Posted by John Christopher Alexander Michael Birdsong on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:03:00 PST

80 Middle Hwy.

so, i'm here in easthampton. Cool place kind of removed...in the woods, but thats ok. Right now I'm smoking a cigarette listening to jimmy hendrix on the pattio thanks to my brand new wireless conn...
Posted by John Christopher Alexander Michael Birdsong on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 01:59:00 PST

In the beginning there was blog

And then, there was blog.
Posted by John Christopher Alexander Michael Birdsong on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 01:44:00 PST