Having ADHD and being constantly amused by sight, sound, smell, texture, and temperature change. Kind of like a child. But older and more drinking. And more annoying. And sometimes really really annoying. All right...fine. Being annoying. But hopefully amusing? Well at least I'm amused. And...nevermind..oh wait..nevermind.
A bad apple. Never had one. They're mainly good, or all good in my experience. Rotten apples don't count. Unless you are a rotten apple, and then you can count..but only to twelve. Then you have to start over.Mashed Potatoes are amazing. Even the one's made of other mashed things like...rusty knives? Sounds sharp and rusty and tasty and strange.Clint Eastwood, Kurt Cobain, Jesus, Mr. Potato-Head, Elvis, Tom Green, Your mom.
Adam green, chainsaws, jack hammers, the ocean, my ipod, panting, also painting.
One word. Casablanca. And no I am not gay. You are gay for thinking that I am gay. How gay are you? Really really gay. So gay I just outed you. Now you have to tell your parents before someone else does. That's gonna be tough. Good luck.
The soup. TV Guide channel, The weather channel."Annnnnnndd.... you're watching Plum TV!"
A Confederacy of Dunces, Green Eggs and Ham, 1,000 Places to Visit Before You Die. Hitchhiker's Guide..best book ever.
Orgazmo, Powdered Toast Man