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Patty O'Furniture

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About Me

I AM FAKE. im cooler than thou. i was there before everyone else. i knew about it all before anyone else. im always into the next big thing as soon as it's cool and always claim to have known about it before everyone else, back when it was cool...
i am the guest list. i know everybody. i boast about how i get into everything for free. i like to play the "who is cooler" game and will always top anything you say. you can never top me or any of my stories. no matter what. im full of shit remember? i lie. i know more than you do about everything. i dont know what im talking about.
i'm an artist.

i love fashion, modern art, music, NAME DROPPING, being cool and being cooler than everyone else. you can find me and my people in any scene.

thats pretty underground
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

DJs, bands, MCs, club promoters, bartenders, underground artists to say I'm friends with. Other trust fund kids, pseudo intellectuals. Anyone else cooler than thou. paris hilton. JT LeRoy. people with money.

My Blog

back in time- dopest old blog. you love me.

i just wanted to repost this blog. its the one i am most proud of. Wednesday, January 14, 2004 ummm yeeaaahhhwhat is the subject, is it the body? or is the body the subject? the object? the injec...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 22:40:00 GMT

i got a new shirt !

its a faded ac/dc shirt i bought it at urban outfitters!! i wore it out to the lucky thirteen the other night and this guy started babbling to me something about bonbons and scott? and hiway to hell...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jun 2004 19:23:00 GMT

i am a slut prince song

Which Prince Song You? this quiz was made by Selena
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jun 2004 17:43:00 GMT

THE NEW VICE MAGAZINE IS OUT!!!

GO TO http://www.vicemag.com if you can't find a store that has it and props to the perceptive folks The Vice Oversized Photo Annual returns this July, and if you dont get a copy you are of...
Posted by on Tue, 18 May 2004 16:54:00 GMT

the source of my pictoral existence

  http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n11/htdocs/dos.php One time God appeared to me as a human and said, "If you look at the beach of life you will see two sets of footprints. You will also noti...
Posted by on Tue, 18 May 2004 16:41:00 GMT

check it out

:: how jedi are you? ::
Posted by on Sat, 17 Apr 2004 13:55:00 GMT

spin spin sugar is my favorite song

i swear i relate to it so much!!! it must have been written for me!! im everyone, hang your label on me i'm everyone painted black and white and EASY!! i want affection, i feel used..... ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2004 18:41:00 GMT

i have no such sores

pay no attention to le peach's comments about any rashes or sores she claims i have. she is very bitter about her break up with goldie. she likes to take it out on me because i banged him after she di...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2004 19:15:00 GMT

ummm yeeaaahhh

what is the subject, is it the body? or is the body the subject? the object? the inject? is the body the subject of objectivity? how many words end with ject anyway. damn im creative.
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2004 19:48:00 GMT