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oliver

before you swim you've gotta be okay to sink

About Me



"i should warn you, i have a tiny bulletproof shield the exact size of a bullet, somewhere on my body. and if you hit it, your plan will be foiled. you'll be the laughing stock of me."

Mayor Adam West

Hell Yeah.

My Interests



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- music
- bonfire parties
- al merrick surfboards
- getting yelled at by my dad
- the beach
- basketball
- rollercoasters
- muay thai
- water headaches
- hold 'em
- reading
- smokin' up
- drinkin' up
- glocks
- NFL
- sleeping late
- vegetating
- early mornings
- late nights
- drag racing
- firing
- chilli cheese fries
- ball games
- baggin' on dennis
- bakes
- roadtrips
- concerts

I'd like to meet:


All My Friends Are Dope

Hajipaj

Raven a.k.a Ratboy

JWash

Bina

Jomar a.k.a Your Pusher

Wijiboy

Anton

D Money

Harvey

Angela

Sherwin

Coco G

Ian P

JM

Samwell

Jaja

Check Everyone Out
Read All My Shit

Music:

- anton ramos
- miguel migs
- tracy thorn
- jose padilla
- karen ramirez
- chicane
- roger sanchez
- kaskade
- goldfrappe
- everything but the girl
- basia
- tito nieves
- joão gilberto
- rachael yamagata
- jack johnson
- paul weller
- joshua radin
- regina spektor
- kate havnevik
- jamiroquai
- the jets
- sade
- tiesto
- teriyaki boyz
- angels and airwaves
- nirvana
- alice in chains
- the melvins
- shonen knife
- me first and the gimme gimmes
- pearl jam
- sonic youth
- sublime
- stone temple pilots
- soundgarden
- mad season
- smashing pumpkins
- CKy
- my chemical romance
- radiohead
- dashboard confessional
- powerman 5000
- modest mouse
- foo fighters
- tenacious d
- incubus
- queens of the stone age
- fallout boy
- rufio
- courtney love
- a perfect circle
- tool
- 311
- radiohead
- greenday
- the killers
- eraserheads
- the ramones
- jim carroll band
- blink 182
- super furry animals
- black crows
- joe satriani
- tori amos
- eric clapton
- goapele
- snoop dogg
- 2pac
- dr. dre
- dem franchise boys
- 50 cent
- notorious b.i.g
- pharrell
- eminem
- the game
- ludacris
- three six mafia
- daz
- kurupt
- the outlaws
- bone thugz n harmony
- david banner
- young gunz
- marvin gaye
- stevie wonder
- barry white
- sinatra
- bowling for soup
- andrew w.k.
- sergio mendez
- fine young cannibals
- lionel ritchie
- weezer
- bob marley
- destiny's child
- beyonce
- blue oyster cult
- nightmares on wax
- les negresses vertes
- hole
- tool
- christopher cross
- brownman revival
- p.o.t
- slightly stupid
- kapatid
- indio eye
- datu's tribe
mmmussst ssstop nnnow....

Movies:


- grandma's boy
- very bad things
- requiem for a dream
- gang related
- fear and loathing in las vegas
- lock stock and two smoking barrels
- menace to society
- the secret window
- snatch
- beetlejuice
- there's something about mary
- life
- the girl next door
- super troopers
- coach carter
- friday
- next friday
- friday after next
- juice
- above the rim
- goonies
- short circuit
- dawn of the dead
- don't be a menace (while sippin' your juice in tha hood)
- southpark the movie
- old school
- along came polly
- jackass
- shutter
- the bourne identity
- kids
- the ladykillers
- the pianist
- along came polly
- forces of nature
- collateral
- ciudad de dios
- scarface
- carlito's way
- happy gilmore
- the longest yard
- billy madison
- foul play
- fletch
- sin city
- napoleon dynamite
- mr and mrs. smith
- deuce bigelow: european gigolo
- all of quentin tarantino's movies

Television:

- the simpsons
- family guy
- chappelle's show
- snl
- old snl reruns
- southpark

Books:


- the five people you meet in heaven
- the beach
- fear and loathing in las vegas
- a prayer for the dying
- the hot zone
- dante's inferno
- the scorpio illusion
- the bourne identity
- the bourne supremacy
- the bourne ultimatum
- the bear and the dragon
- teeth of the tiger
- red rabbit
- drink with the devil
- to catch a king
- omerta
- the last don
- red dragon
- the icarus agenda
- the matarese countdown
- the da vinci code
- a conneticut yankee in king arthur's court

My Blog

Top Rank Fight Card

Manny Pacquiao's gonna fuck up Erik Morales on my birthday. Saturday, Nov. 18, Thomas and Mack Center, Las Vegas - HBO PPV 12 Rounds, The Grand Finale! MANNY PACQUIAO, 42-3-2, 32 KOs, Genera...
Posted by oliver on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 01:35:00 PST

sweet new hobby

shane : haj, let's walk downtown and feed the bums!         & nbsp;         & nbsp;     ...
Posted by oliver on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:52:00 PST

all right, meow

Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?" Foster: Cat Game? What's the record? Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten. Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?' [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, a...
Posted by oliver on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:56:00 PST