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King of the Mucky-Mucks!

You know what the sun's all about when the lights go out.

About Me

I'm Matt. I live in Seattle and study Economics at the University of Washington (taking the quarter off, thank God). Aside from that i usually spend my free-time having fun with my excruciatingly beautiful little brunette Girlfriend, Kristina, and getting into all sorts of shenanigans (you know, like Bonny and Clyde, except in color and with more vulgarity). So, living in Seattle; What's that like? Well, for those who've never lived here, A normal day for the average Seattlite consists mainly of sitting around in coffee shops and bookstores bitching about stuff and occasionally rioting or protesting something. For instance, right now I'm protesting the institution of wage-labor through civil disobedience by fucking around on Myspace instead of working (Suck on that Ghandi). Seriously though, i love this city. There's just so much random stuff here. For instance, there are fins taken from decommissioned submarines stuck in the ground in Magnuson Park and made to look like a pod of whales swimming through the grass, or a huge concrete troll under the Fremont bridge, or the crazy homeless people in Chinatown. I love that crap (except the crazy homeless who, although entertaining, are a scourge of this society). The only thing i don't like about Seattle is how much of a pain in the ass it is to meet people here. I mean, caution is one thing, but if your eyes accidentally meet someone on the sidewalk and they say "hello", aren't you supposed to at least acknowledge their existence? I mean, a grunt or a nod or a dirty hand gesture; something. Maybe i should just walk with a cane and strike people about the shins as they pass. At least then I'll know that I've got their attention. :)

My Interests

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Hanging out with my lovely girlfriend, Reading, music, movies, waterslides, rollercoasters, snowboarding, swimming, skydiving, scuba-diving, traveling, exercising, Brunettes, camping, amusement parks, the zoo, tanning, video games (PS3 baby!), concerts, eating out, and everything else i love to do, but rarely have time for. For a perfect example of my sense of humor, check out this great cartoon by Don Hertzfeldt. Everything he does is gold.

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I'd like to meet:

Fun people in the Seattle area who are up for some group activities (non-sexual). If you like going to the zoo, seeing movies, playing putt-putt or just getting drunk and shooting some pool, wandering around downtown, or renting scary movies and hanging out and playing a little drunken fooseball (also non-sexual), you can never have too many friends.

Music:

Almost anything really; current favorites include: Hey Marseilles (a great Seattle indie band), Kings of Leon, The Editors, Interpol, Tenacious D, The White Stripes, The Killers, The Black keys (excellent blues-rock), The Pixies, Snow Patrol, Lincoln Park, Elliott Smith, The Squirrel Nut Zippers, Feist, Kanye West, Blind Boys of Alabama, The Used, A Perfect Circle, A.F.I., Modest Mouse, Audioslave, Queens of the stoneage, Jimmy Eat World, Ben Folds/Five, Better Than Ezra, Billy Talent, Blur, Bush, Muddy Waters, Leadbelly, bloodhound gang, Butthole Surfers, , Chevelle, Chris Thomas King, Coldplay, Cypress Hill, david Bowie, Deftones, Depeche Mode, the Dropkick Murphys/Flogging Molly (ass-kicking Boston-irish Punk), Eminem, The Verve/Pipe, Blink-182 (the last self-titled album best of all), Eve 6, Everclear, Everlast, the Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, Evanescence, Green Day (American Idiot, above all else), Good Charlotte, Jack Johnson, Jason Wade, Johnny Cash, Jude, Jurassic 5, The Cranberries, Ryan Adams ("Heart-breaker" is the best Alt-Country album hands-down), Kasey Anderson (a local ryan Adams wanna-be with soul), White Zombie, State of Static (another Vancouver local, check them out on Myspace), Weezer, The Vines, Third Eye Blind, The Wu-Tang Clan, Method -Man, Old Dirty Bastard, The Crystal Method, The Presidents of the United States of America (their debut album is the best to play on a sunny day), System of a Down, Switchfoot, Sublime, Stone Temple Pilots (the early stuff), Sipl and Olly ("United States of Whatever" is a masterpiece of punk-ridicule), Rufus Wainwright, revis, Radiohead, Prodigy, Primus, Poe, Outcast, NIN, matchbox Twenty, Marilyn Manson, Lit and any other cool bands i can cram onto my MP3 player. (Believe it or not, this is an abbreviated list. God i love modern technology).Here's one of my favorite songs by Ryan Adams (he's one of my favorite performers)Here's one for the Irish in all of us:And one of My favorites by the chairman himself.

Movies:

Damn, another long list. Here's the abbreviated-abbreviated list: Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Sin City, The Departed, American Beauty, Pulp Fiction, SLC Punk, the Fifth Element, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,X-Men 1 and 2 (3 sucked), The LOTR trilogy, Spiderman 1 and 2, The Boondock Saints, The Ref, Ravenous, The Shining, Saving Private Ryan, Amistad, Frailty, Final Destination 1, Eurotrip, Se7en, The Silence of the Lambs and Red Dragon (Hannibal sucked), Leon the Professional, The Shawshank Redemption, Good Will Hunting, Donny Darko, Kids, Resevoir Dogs, Snatch, Dawn of the Dead (remake), Batman Begins, Beetlejuice, Ronin, Scarface, 28 Days Later, Vanilla Sky (remake), and The Big Lobowsky among many others.

Television:

Tales From the Crypt, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Aeon Flux, Beavis and Butthead, Drawn Together, family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Invader Zim, Stroker and Hoop, Squidbillies, South Park,The Venture Brothers, and almost anything on Adult Swim. And Conan O'Brian is the god of late night.

Books:

Damn, yet another long list: "Fight Club" and "Choke" by Chuck Palahniuck, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"/"The Rum Diaries" by the late Hunter S. Thompson, "The Beach' by Alex Garland (that movie would have been so good, if they hadn't changed it!), "American Psycho" by Brent Easton Ellis, Homer (the poet, not the cartoon), Edgar Allen Poe, the Sherlock Holmes books by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, H.G Wells, "Feed" by M.T. Anderson (it's in the "young Adult" section for reasons i have yet to fathom because it is one of the most believeable and surprisingly satirical visions of the United States in the near-ish future), "Catch-22" by Joseph Heller, "Don Quixote" by Muguel Cervantes, Dashell Hammot, "Les Miserables" by Victor Hugo, "Flight to Canada" by Ishmael Reed, "Dhalgren" by Samuel R. Delany, "Trainspotting" by Irvine Welsh, Ian Flemming, "Beowulf", "shogun" by James Clavell, "The Green Mile"/"The Shining"/"Pet Sematary" by Stephen King, "A Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger, "Starship Troopers" by Robert A. Heinlein, "The Great Gatsby"/"This side of Paradise" by F. Scott Fitzgerald, "Alice in Wonderland"/"Throught the Looking Glass" by Lewis Carroll, "The Count of Monte Cristo" by Alexander Dumas, "Lord of the Flies" by William Golding, "The Once and Future King" by T.H. White, "The Godfather" by Mario Puzo, "Fahrenheit 451" by Ray Bradbury, "Road to Perdition" by Max Allen Collins, "A Clockwork Orange" by Anthony Burgess, "Grendel" by John Gardner, "Bringing Out The Dead" by Joe Connelly, the "Sin City" books by Frank Miller (my favorite is "The Hard Goodbye"), and too many others to fit on a shelf...

Heroes:

Your results:
You are The Flash

The Flash 85%
Green Lantern 75%
Spider-Man 70%
Hulk 70%
Robin 65%
Superman 60%
Catwoman 55%
Iron Man 55%
Batman 45%
Supergirl 45%
Wonder Woman 40% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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And this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Hertzfeldt for his overall kickass-itude and general Bad-assery. (see his first film at the top)

My Blog

Mark, why?

  ?MARK JAMES POTTER?Mark passed away unexpectedly at the age of 17 on December 15, 2007 in Vancouver, Washington. He was born in Portland, Ore...
Posted by King of the Mucky-Mucks! on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 04:50:00 PST

An open essay to assholes

Hey you. Asshole; You piece of shit.         I love that guys like you think that you’re so much smarter than everyone else that you can get away with anythin...
Posted by King of the Mucky-Mucks! on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:20:00 PST

Did I just flunk a personality test?

..> Personality Type Report for Matt Your Personality Preferences EXTROVERT/INTROVERTYou appear to be an equal mix of both extrovert and introvert. This may cause you some conflict at times. On th...
Posted by King of the Mucky-Mucks! on Sat, 13 May 2006 12:47:00 PST