Simultaneously damaging brain cells and hearing, traveling, fishing, improv
get ready. Anyone with enough time on their hands to share their stories, significant or not, to aid in the expansion of my horizons and all that hippie shit. Original folks. Funny folks. Entertaining folks. People of foreign cultures, people like myself who enjoy adopting foreign cultures into their lives. Anyone who can handle anywhere near as spicy of food as i like. Any open-minded cats who dig good jazz, jambands, bluegrass, good punk rock, lots o' avantgarde stuff, funk, and most prog rock. Now, pesonally, I'd love to meet all 4(5?) original members of Pink Floyd(Syd Barret RIP), ALL members of King Crimson, TOOL, Primus(met Claypool once), Buckethead, Angelo Badalamenti and cool thing is, I know lots of my other heroes, Mike Dillon, Skerik, Brian Haas(JAzz phenoms), umphreys mcgee, galactic, JFJO. vigilance will get you anything, unless it just doesn't for some odd reason... Non-musicians i'd like to meet would be Noam Chomskey, Kurt Vonnegut, the Dali Lama, Charles Manson (oh, you know that shit would be interesting as hell), David Cross(FUnny dude), Bill Hicks(even funnier, but dead), Red Foxx, David Lynch(genius of filmmaking/surreal artist), Tommy Chong(although he is a badass musician as well), Jet Li(quite the amazing martial artist/stuntman/actor. anyone who is, or has ever been a Chicago Cub, or who is a true Chicago Cubs fan. crazy old bums with great stories, a few crazy young ones on occasion, the Japanese prodigies who wrote the music for the original Mario. tweeker chefs at Waffle House who can spit out nihlistic philosophies at you all night long as you enjoy your eggs and bacon, Steve-O, Johnny Knoxville, and Chris Pontius(my favorite jackasses), Gary Busey(he's just so damn crazy), a Goddam Mongolian, Wanderley Silva & Feyodor Emilianenko(the toughest mofos in the MMA universe), someone with the secret to never having to work, Bill Clinton, Fidel Castro, nobody else, all the rest of you leave me alone.
here goesPink Floyd, The Grateful Dead, Primus, Les Claypool, Frog Brigade, Sausage, C2B3, Holy Mackerel, Oysterhead, King Crimson, Robert Fripp, Critters Buggin, Mike Dillon, SKERIK, Brad Houser, Matt Chamberlain, Neil Young, Radiohead, Jerry Garcia, TOOL, Built to Spill, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Miles Davis, Modest Mouse, Bad Religion, BUCKETHEAD, ween, Jaco Pastorious, the Dead KEnny Gs, Frank Zappa, Shpongle, Umphreys Mcgee, Split Lip Rayfield, the Doors, Blind Melon, Garage a Trois, Pavement, Beck, Morphine, Portishead, GAraj MAhal, Mingus, Thelonius Monk, John Coltrane, Frederic Chopin, Bach, the Flaming Lips, the Meters, George Clinton and Parliament, PHISH, Disco Biscuits, Bootsie Collins, Bernie Worrell, Angelo Badalamenti, Massive Attack, wilco, Billy Goat, Galactic, Smashing Pumpkins, Alice in Chains, the Beatles, John Lennon, George Harrison, Captain Beefheart, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Operation Ivy, Adrien Belew, Jacob Fred JAzz ODyssey, Hairy Apes BMX, The MAlachy PApers, john Mclaughlin, rage against the machine, the Deftones, Sublime, Praxis, p-funk, Lou Reed, David Bowie, Dylan, Stevie Wonder, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Alice in Chains, Aquarium Rescue Unit, Blue Cheer, Mr. Bungle, JJ Cale, Muse, the Velvet Underground, the Violent femmes, the Pixies, Jimi Hendrix, The Benevento/Russo Duo, Ugly Casanova, My Morning Jacket, Keller Williams, moe., Tortoise, CSNY, John Prine, Willie Nelson, Steve Winwood, Yonder Mountain String Band, Butthole Surfers, Cake, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Rolling Stones, gogol bordello, white zombie, Cornbugs, Infected Mushroom, Aphex Twin, Amish Rake Fight, Medeski Martin and Wood, Soulfly, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Soulive, Flipoff Pirates, the Slip, minkus finkus, the ills, Bedouin Beat,
the Big Lebowski, Where the Buffalo Roam, Fear and Loathing, Blue Velvet, Mullholland Drive, Lost Highway, Taxi Driver, Dead Man, Clash of the Titans, Coolhand Luke, Dr. Strangelove(how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb), the Wall, Pink Floyd: Live in Pompei, Oh Brother W.A.T., Run Ronnie Run, Trainspotting, Children of Men, the Godfather trilogy, Goodfellas, Full Metal Jacket, Apocalypse Now, American Beauty, American Psycho, Snatch, Deer Hunter, Raging Bull, kung fu(the classics), Hero, Crouching Tiger, Fists of Fury, and anything Wes Anderson, Life Aquatic, Royal Tenenbaums, Bottle Rocket, House of 1000 corpses and Devils Rejects - Zombie is the mad note!!, Texas Chainsaw Massacre(all of em, #2 is funny as hell, and the remake's' are great, too), Romero is also a GOD. I love zombie flicks like Dawn, Shawn, and Day of the Dead. The Hills Have Eyes, Wrong Turn, Fight Club, Super Troopers, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks(1&2), anything Smith, the Gods Must Be Crazy(1&2), Electric Apricot (the quest for Festeroo), although he's extremely radical, i enjoy the final product of a Michael Moore documentary, Bowling for Columbine was way better than Farenheit 9/11, Milo and Otis, Usual Suspects, Dazed and Confused, Labyrinth(i know), Frank Zappa's 200 Motels, Blazing Saddles, History of the World, and the Sandlot. there.
Sanford and Son, South Park, and Doug. but, Blow yours up.
favorite band/solo artist critters buggin
eye color shit brown
crack or herion heroin, be the death of me
gay or straight sraight, but frank zappa makes me think twice
favorite food beer
places to shop drug dealers, guitar dealers, trying to start business that does both, called "Jimbo's Guitars and Emotion Scars"
wine or beer beer, although a good red kicks ass, too
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Slaughterhouse Five, Cats Cradle, Hocus Pocus- Kurt Vonnegut-RIP-(very funny fellow); Dharma Bums, Big Sur, and On the road- Jack Kerouac; Siddhartha - Herman Hesse; Everything by Carl Hiaasen; Catch 22 by Joseph Heller, One Flew Over the Cukoos Nest - Ken Kessey; Hells Angels, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the Rum Diaries - Hunter S Thompson; South of the Pumphouse - Les Claypool(havent read yet, but had to list!!); ummm. Ishmael, Story of B, Eastern Philosphies for the Western Mind, World Religions, and Where's Waldo in Europe.
in no particular order: Rob Parks, Bubba Love, Sean Morris, Big Merty. A fellow named Wayne MAthis, the devil, Mike Dillon, Skerik, Jerry Garcia, Johnny muthafuckin Cash, Frank Zappa, those who put their necks on the line to grow us fine nuggets. Everyone who identifies the lies of our leaders - Zack de la Rocha, Noam Chomskey, etc., or isn't scared of the truth. Those who consistantly stand up for what they believe in, especially when they believe in the better good or peace - John Lennon, Ghandi, etc. Pa, Ma, bro, sis. Veterans. Mario and Luigi. Hef. Rodney King. Cookie Monster. and all of those other fatal abstractions we've failed to mention, we're nice lads, we love you all. OH YEAH, THE CHICAGO CUBS!!!!! GO CUBBIES!!!!!